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Sunshine79

I Like Monkeys
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I
thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not
to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2010 10:17AM

Sunshine79

Cat Vs. Dog (Men Vs. Women)
What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 23, 2010 8:27AM

onehornytoad69

Smiles...
Thanks to Our Sunshine's New pic.... (Which is Totally Awesome!!! )
It made me think about a blog that I have been wanting to Post!!! So I will!!!
What types of Smiles...do You Like B...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2010 7:39PM

Sunshine79

A Brunette, A Redhead & A Blonde......
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunet...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2010 12:29PM

onehornytoad69

Phobia's
I have had the fear of Heights Since I was a kid!!! Acrophobia..its Called!!!
After Falling off a Roof or two...and being Pushed down many stairs.......Might just have a lil something to do with this...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 20, 2010 7:46PM

ShadowMale

People make me laugh, even when they don't know it...
Yes, that is right, people are a great source of entertainment for me. I find that life is what you make of it, and it's way to short to spend it wasting away being pissed at trivial things. Consideri...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 17, 2010 9:20PM

Sunshine79

NOT So True Story (Will Make Ya Smile)***EDITED***
My Mom just called me & said she had a funny story to tell me. My sister has a friend who has a son that is 15 & autistic.

Story goes like this: The son calls the mom at work one day and says "Mom...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 8:03PM

cottoncandydragon

National masturbation month
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.

(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 9:53AM

KitKat25

A Day in the Life of Bandit...
I once had the best dog a gal could ever want. Her name was Bandit...and she was a complete mess! She was so imperfect...and that's exactly what made her so perfect to me. She was a Brittany Spaniel s...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2010 9:57PM

Sunshine79

Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Produce Scale, LOL
I heard this on the radio while I was driving. As I'm listening, I'm laughing uncontrollably. I'd say that if anyone here were to get busted for this stunt, it would
be Flavorbuster. For sure. I coul...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 26, 2010 9:56AM

Sunshine79

HOW THEY HAVE SEX
........... ........... ............. ............. .......... ....

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, impro...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 8:10AM

Sunshine79

Sonic Boom!
Shuttle just landed here in Florida. I was aware of the time, but wasn't paying attention. I had the front door open too. I just sat down to my PC when I wiggled the mouse and BOOM, BOOM! My fr...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2010 9:12AM

onehornytoad69

(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....
Today...well it was the Dish guy... who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2010 9:24PM

onehornytoad69

Your Story...?
Last Friday I was driving down a Mountain road.....Curvy and Straight down!!!!
I saw a Bee on my sleeve and ...in a Instinct reflex I smacked it off!!!
I looked up and all was cool, Thank God!!! But...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2010 8:39PM

onehornytoad69

Shit Happens!!!
Has anything Like this Happened to you before?
I went down to my Garden spot a few Minutes ago.....I had a dozen Squash Plants ready to be Planted....,I finished up Tilling the Land Yesterday afterno...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2010 4:11PM

onehornytoad69

Understanding Women!!!
Yanno....I'm 1/2 a Century Old...and If I could live to be 1 Million years Old...I will never understand any Woman!!! No I'm not Pissed off at any woman..I'm just Confused Like Hell!!!
The blo...More...
27 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2010 10:59AM

Sunshine79

Hardy Har Har!
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning a...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 13, 2010 11:20AM

Sunshine79

Does This Make My Ass Look Big?
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one i...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2010 8:49AM

Sunshine79

What? A Dolphin Lover?
Just read an article about a man who said he had a physical relationship with a dolphin. That the dolphin & him had a very strong bond.

He decided to write a book about his relationship with...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2010 5:02PM

Sunshine79

Penis Puppetry??
So, don't ask me how the helI stumbled upon what you are about to witness. This is another reason I'd have way too much fun with my penis if I had one, lol

[URL=http://www.jokefile.c...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 9, 2010 11:08AM

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