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hog77297

Lessons
Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Su...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2010 9:05PM

cottoncandydragon

You and I wake up in jail together.......
You and I Wake Up in Jail Together............
Using six (6) words ONLY,
what would you say to the person who posted above you?
34 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 27, 2010 12:04AM

cottoncandydragon

Unofficial Alzheimer's Test…
Unofficial Alzheimer's Test…

How fast can you guess these words
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
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An...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2010 10:28PM

KitKat25

What’s the Funniest or Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Done...
It’s Saturday Pervia…Let’s play!

Okay peeps…it’s time to spill the beans about a particular time in your life when things were going really good…and you were having an amazing time. And then ...More...
18 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2010 4:58PM

hog77297

The Break-up
Dear Wife:

I'm writing this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good.I've been a good man to you for seven yrs & I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2010 10:17PM

sugarnspice005

Guess that put an end to his career?
Imagine looking through pictures taken while on vacation and catching a thief in the act!

[URL=http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100825/od_yblog_upshot/would-be-purse-snatcher-thwarted...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 26, 2010 9:50PM

cottoncandydragon

Oh HELL!! Things are gonna get ugly!!!
The economy is so bad that…
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford batteries
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 16, 2010 2:19PM

sugarnspice005

What??????????
Just got this email:

are you looking to huck up

wtf is "huck up"?
You don't think he talking about this guy do ya?

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg314/mo...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2010 6:59PM

onehornytoad69

Sorry Wrong Number!!!
Before I get into the ..."Subject" line....Let me tell a little Story that happened that very Day!
It was this past Tuesday...I had to go to an Employment Agency...for a 2 1/2 hour..intro .....
I ha...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2010 7:48PM

KitKat25

A Freaking Monument
Softie’s latest blog got me thinking about picture frames (I swear I never have enough!)…and the picture frames reminded me of a funny story…so I thought I would share it in Pervia this evening. ...More...
15 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2010 12:24AM

Sunshine79

K-9 Catastrophe
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 17, 2010 9:03AM

Sunshine79

Coffee-COFFEE-Coffee!
Signs You've Had TOO Much Coffee!!

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2010 9:54PM

Sunshine79

3 Nuns
Three Nuns all arrive at the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that to enter they must each answer a question correctly or be sent below.

He goes to the first and ask, "Wh...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2010 9:07AM

Sunshine79

LAME
So, dude writes me and leaves his messenger info. I don't respond.
He write me again and says:
hello, interested?
In which I kindly reply: Your a cutie, but I got my hands full rig...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 5, 2010 5:49PM

KitKat25

The Very Clever Fish…and the Snoopy Fishing Pole.
Comet’s fun blog entitled Well hell, we're all OLD got me thinking about some of my own family stories. One particula...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jun 29, 2010 4:23AM

Sunshine79

Like We Need Instructions???
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 19, 2010 7:40AM

Sunshine79

Where You From???
You live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 13, 2010 6:59AM

Sunshine79

A Tad Too Much
Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

3....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 31, 2010 12:07PM

ace442j

Busted with my pants down
A funny thing happened to me this week. I was trying on some new shorts for the summer and I was in the dressing room at the local *!#Mart and usually I am quite careful about locking the door. Well I...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2010 3:58PM

Sunshine79

The Onion's Version-Horoscope
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your bold, take-no-prisoners attitude has made you who you are today: one of the least successful criminal prosecutors in the country.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2010 3:21PM

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