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Sunshine79
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Like We Need Instructions???
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, t...More...
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posted Jun 19, 2010 7:40AM
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Sunshine79
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Where You From???
You live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't ...More...
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posted Jun 13, 2010 6:59AM
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Sunshine79
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A Tad Too Much
Signs you're watching too much TV
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"
2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.
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posted May 31, 2010 12:07PM
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ace442j
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Busted with my pants down
A funny thing happened to me this week. I was trying on some new shorts for the summer and I was in the dressing room at the local *!#Mart and usually I am quite careful about locking the door. Well I...More...
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posted May 30, 2010 3:58PM
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Sunshine79
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I Like Monkeys
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I
thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not
to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I...More...
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posted May 29, 2010 10:17AM
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Sunshine79
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Cat Vs. Dog (Men Vs. Women)
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. ...More...
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posted May 23, 2010 8:27AM
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onehornytoad69
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Smiles...
Thanks to Our Sunshine's New pic.... (Which is Totally Awesome!!!  )
It made me think about a blog that I have been wanting to Post!!! So I will!!! 
What types of Smiles...do You Like B...More...
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posted May 21, 2010 7:39PM
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onehornytoad69
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Phobia's
I have had the fear of Heights Since I was a kid!!! Acrophobia..its Called!!!
After Falling off a Roof or two...and being Pushed down many stairs.......Might just have a lil something to do with this...More...
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posted May 20, 2010 7:46PM
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KitKat25
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A Day in the Life of Bandit...
I once had the best dog a gal could ever want. Her name was Bandit...and she was a complete mess! She was so imperfect...and that's exactly what made her so perfect to me. She was a Brittany Spaniel s...More...
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posted Apr 29, 2010 9:57PM
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Sunshine79
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HOW THEY HAVE SEX
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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, impro...More...
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posted Apr 21, 2010 8:10AM
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Sunshine79
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Sonic Boom!
Shuttle just landed here in Florida. I was aware of the time, but wasn't paying attention. I had the front door open too. I just sat down to my PC when I wiggled the mouse and BOOM, BOOM! My fr...More...
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posted Apr 20, 2010 9:12AM
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onehornytoad69
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Your Story...?
Last Friday I was driving down a Mountain road.....Curvy and Straight down!!!!
I saw a Bee on my sleeve and ...in a Instinct reflex I smacked it off!!!
I looked up and all was cool, Thank God!!! But...More...
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posted Apr 15, 2010 8:39PM
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