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Hardy Har Har!
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning a...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 13, 2010 11:20AM


Does This Make My Ass Look Big?
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one i...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 11, 2010 8:49AM


What? A Dolphin Lover?
Just read an article about a man who said he had a physical relationship with a dolphin. That the dolphin & him had a very strong bond.

He decided to write a book about his relationship with...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2010 5:02PM


Penis Puppetry??
So, don't ask me how the helI stumbled upon what you are about to witness. This is another reason I'd have way too much fun with my penis if I had one, lol

20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 9, 2010 11:08AM


Now That's What I Call A Blow Job!
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2010 9:56AM


Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives............
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A d...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 5, 2010 5:29PM


Silly Classified Ads =)



* 2 WIRE MESH BUTC...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 31, 2010 8:04AM


Heard Of Bedazzle, But....Vajazzle?? (
Yeah.....Jewels for your vagina!! WTF?? Really, who comes up with an idea to decorate a pussy with precious Swarovski crystals??

And seriously, I want to know how...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 29, 2010 7:56AM


What a coincidence!!
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 11:03PM


Something To Make Ya Smile
Happy Saturday Everyone! I hope everyone had a great Friday evening. I went out to Daytona to have a few cocktails with some friends. Went to a quaint bar along the water. Beautiful out last nite too!...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 8:13AM


The Godfather
The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of ten million dollars. His bookkeeper happens to be deaf, which was the reason he was given the job in the first place. It was a...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 26, 2010 8:19AM


Best Regards.....Love Scammer
2 questions here:

1. How can someone write something like this to a person they never met or talked to before (this is the 1st contact)

2. How could anyone be so naive to reply back?

10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2010 8:27AM


Warning: Offensive Horoscope
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who wou...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2010 8:55PM


Changes To The Dictionary
What these words should mean:

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intention...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2010 8:52AM


Could You Imagine??
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelib...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 20, 2010 10:42AM


Happy St. Patty/Hump Day!!!
Anybody Wanna??

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Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!

7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2010 10:26AM


Blondes Menu
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for my honey. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 17, 2010 9:36AM


Poor Little Johnny
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of.

Finally in a last dash effort, they too...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2010 11:58PM


Back In The Day
Comments Made In 1955

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'

'Have you seen the new ...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2010 8:30PM


What's Worse?
Here are 2 true life scenarios. One happened to myself and one to a girlfriend. We were comparing stories and I asked which she thought was worse. She said her story was by far more awful than mine. ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2010 9:41AM

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