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Where You From???
You live in the Deep South when...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 13, 2010 6:59AM


A Tad Too Much
Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 31, 2010 12:07PM


Busted with my pants down
A funny thing happened to me this week. I was trying on some new shorts for the summer and I was in the dressing room at the local *!#Mart and usually I am quite careful about locking the door. Well I...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2010 3:58PM


The Onion's Version-Horoscope
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your bold, take-no-prisoners attitude has made you who you are today: one of the least successful criminal prosecutors in the country.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2010 3:21PM


I Like Monkeys
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I
thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not
to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2010 10:17AM


Cat Vs. Dog (Men Vs. Women)
What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 23, 2010 8:27AM


Thanks to Our Sunshine's New pic.... (Which is Totally Awesome!!! )
It made me think about a blog that I have been wanting to Post!!! So I will!!!
What types of You Like B...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2010 7:39PM


A Brunette, A Redhead & A Blonde......
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunet...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2010 12:29PM


I have had the fear of Heights Since I was a kid!!! Acrophobia..its Called!!!
After Falling off a Roof or two...and being Pushed down many stairs.......Might just have a lil something to do with this...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 20, 2010 7:46PM


People make me laugh, even when they don't know it...
Yes, that is right, people are a great source of entertainment for me. I find that life is what you make of it, and it's way to short to spend it wasting away being pissed at trivial things. Consideri...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 17, 2010 9:20PM


NOT So True Story (Will Make Ya Smile)***EDITED***
My Mom just called me & said she had a funny story to tell me. My sister has a friend who has a son that is 15 & autistic.

Story goes like this: The son calls the mom at work one day and says "Mom...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 8:03PM


National masturbation month
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.

(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 9:53AM


A Day in the Life of Bandit...
I once had the best dog a gal could ever want. Her name was Bandit...and she was a complete mess! She was so imperfect...and that's exactly what made her so perfect to me. She was a Brittany Spaniel s...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2010 9:57PM


Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Produce Scale, LOL
I heard this on the radio while I was driving. As I'm listening, I'm laughing uncontrollably. I'd say that if anyone here were to get busted for this stunt, it would
be Flavorbuster. For sure. I coul...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 26, 2010 9:56AM


........... ........... ............. ............. .......... ....

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, impro...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 8:10AM


Sonic Boom!
Shuttle just landed here in Florida. I was aware of the time, but wasn't paying attention. I had the front door open too. I just sat down to my PC when I wiggled the mouse and BOOM, BOOM! My fr...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2010 9:12AM


(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....
Today...well it was the Dish guy... who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2010 9:24PM


Your Story...?
Last Friday I was driving down a Mountain road.....Curvy and Straight down!!!!
I saw a Bee on my sleeve and a Instinct reflex I smacked it off!!!
I looked up and all was cool, Thank God!!! But...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2010 8:39PM


Shit Happens!!!
Has anything Like this Happened to you before?
I went down to my Garden spot a few Minutes ago.....I had a dozen Squash Plants ready to be Planted....,I finished up Tilling the Land Yesterday afterno...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2010 4:11PM


Understanding Women!!!
Yanno....I'm 1/2 a Century Old...and If I could live to be 1 Million years Old...I will never understand any Woman!!! No I'm not Pissed off at any woman..I'm just Confused Like Hell!!!
The blo...More...
27 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2010 10:59AM

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