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Toadman's typical Saturday night

Ran across this funny pic, and thought of you and how much you love your beer.

We love ya, bro!
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2012 11:48AM



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came ou...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 2, 2012 12:19PM


WTF bike?
wow i don't know if you can call that a bike
WTF bike? ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 31, 2012 5:30PM


I shotThe Dog!

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2012 9:12PM


Crisis runs in the family

Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2012 6:34PM


Well everyone......
Don't talk all at once!

6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 17, 2012 3:12PM


"The Force Is With You"
Just read an article where Darth Vadar got arrested in Orlando. Guess the "Force" wasn't with him that night.

Darth Vadar att...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2012 11:19AM


Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the
seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
After finishing, he left to take care of anothe...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 2, 2012 7:40PM


The new priest
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a cou...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 16, 2011 12:33AM


Too true!
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 5, 2011 9:30PM


Anal Optic Nerve
Did you know that the human body has a nerve that connects the eyeball to
the anus?

Yep! It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and the condition is known as Optical

It is respo...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2011 8:20PM


Ghost story

This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of
Dulac, a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and while it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2011 2:58PM


Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz.
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2011 12:01AM


If you're gonna try to scam someone....
At least know what site you're on!

This one is just too funny to not share. I got this today over at the Vanilla site:

Hi, am Marcus and i am new on here FB. Am looking forward...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 20, 2011 11:27AM


Just for a couple of grins.
Just got these in an email from my sister. Just a few little "kids say the darnedest things" and ending in a little "sermon".
What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust'? Read on and you'll disc...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 12, 2011 7:45PM


It's Batman!!!!!!
Yep, I'm serious. The caped crusader has been spotted in Petoskey Michigan. But shame on the Petoskey police department for arresting a super hero!

Some headlines just grab ones...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 11, 2011 4:05PM


The biker and the lady
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2011 4:22PM


Bill Maher's take on politics..
Our Black Ninja Prez.

2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 8, 2011 4:56PM


New dental service!
Go to the dentist, get a new accent! I heard this one on the news this morning and just got a kick out of it.

Dentist visit

6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2011 6:30PM

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