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xdcfx

THE VERSATILITY OF THE WORD FUCK
the versatility of fuckPerhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "FUCK".
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F" FUCK is the only word...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 9:42AM

KMAN372

Close your eyes...And go back...
Close your eyes...And go back...
....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
....Before semi-automatics and crack....
....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
.......More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2008 3:32AM

MonkeyWoman30

We're Not Made of Money!


I have a very spoiled three year old. I give in to almost every whim she has, whether it be the new swimming baby doll or the baby alive or the newest batting equipment for the ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 3, 2008 3:28PM

johnbd8

Business Time
Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2008 1:18PM

onehornytoad69

UPS Pilot notes....are still funny!
Too Funny Not To Share!!!!!
UPS Pilot Notes

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high
school diploma to fix one.
Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in o...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2008 11:21PM

lildevilgirl19

a line someone said to me today
do you go to the library because i want to check you out
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 29, 2007 7:44PM

Blackfromwaistdown

Lighten Up, Read A Book
Wonder why we didn't see these on the shelf. Here's some rejected Dr. Suess books.

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 4, 2007 6:35PM

Blackfromwaistdown

Need a laugh? Heh.
It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in fron...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 2, 2007 7:44PM

casuallylooking

Don't Bite Me.....at least not 'to' hard
Most people that wears colognes, perfumes, body lotions or what ever seem to go toward their same familiar undertone scents when buying new ones. Like vanillas, florals,spices, musks, berries, etc.. ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2007 5:49PM

Gem526

TOP 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than SEX!
10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7. You don't have to complimen...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2007 11:49PM

mzhunyhole

Up to no good
Some days y'all know we..Lordy..just got to get away..

Sometimes..We've had it with doing the wifey thing,being a good guy..the getting up and going to work thing..the nose to the grindstone thing....More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2007 2:12AM

casuallylooking

Why Did You Laugh Out Loud?
Everyone needs to laugh out loud sometimes. Because sometimes things are just funny. Whether someone else sees it that way or not. If you can't laugh at a situation or even at yourself, how much fun a...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2007 3:19PM

ibyte

HOW TO SIMULATE BEING A SAILOR
1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.

2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.

3. Repaint your entire house every month....More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 15, 2007 12:46AM

ibyte

Serious people
I think its quite sad and pathetic people who take things so serious over the internet . Its people like that who make me laugh and feel sorry for them!
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2007 7:52PM

regularguy354

Medical Joke
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 2, 2007 3:02AM

maggiemae1969

I can breathe
again ...... feels like some fresh air has been let in , we have humor and laughter again ........ other than oscar the cats demise it looked to be a fairly uneventful day ..... and after reading ever...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2007 10:02AM

cheerios

If I were a woman/man on AMD...
This could be an interesting post. Write what you would do if you were the opposite sex on Adult Match Doctor.

I'll go first...

If I were a woman on AMD...I would be astounded and turned-off by...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 2, 2007 6:31AM

friskyboi69

my small accomplishments
ok, so im 18, (wooo whooo) yet i have had sex on almost every surface, of about 4 houses.. including the roof.. (that was fun) and i sorta feel accomplished about that for some reason.. so this is my ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 2, 2007 1:05AM

Lisa46

fruitcake lady!

go here you all I laughed so hard I'm cryin!!





Click here: YouTube - Tonight Show -- Fruitcake Lady Remembered


1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2007 9:39AM

cabl_guy

Fishing Trip
Today was a beautiful day! Sun shining and warm. So, I spent it with my sons.
We had to go to the store for groceries and such. Then, I fixed dinner and watched a movie, The New Guy, with them. ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2007 12:41AM

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