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Lisa46
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Two Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the ...More...
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posted May 11, 2008 7:24PM
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PleasureAwaits
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Sexual dichotomy: dress code
Listening to ZZ-Top I first heard that every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man. What do you think? Rugged blue collar or sharp white collar? I've always fancied good clothing but until recently I...More...
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posted Apr 28, 2008 9:17PM
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nkspeed
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Magic Sex
A guy approaches a female and asks "Do you wana have magic sex?" The woman
looks at the man puzzled and asks "What the fuck is magic sex?". The guy responds,
"First I fuck you, then you dissap...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2008 9:41PM
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xdcfx
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THE VERSATILITY OF THE WORD FUCK
the versatility of fuckPerhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "FUCK".
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F" FUCK is the only word...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2008 9:42AM
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KMAN372
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Close your eyes...And go back...
Close your eyes...And go back...
....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
....Before semi-automatics and crack....
....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
.......More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 3:32AM
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MonkeyWoman30
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We're Not Made of Money!
  
I have a very spoiled three year old. I give in to almost every whim she has, whether it be the new swimming baby doll or the baby alive or the newest batting equipment for the ...More...
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posted Mar 3, 2008 3:28PM
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johnbd8
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Business Time
Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night t...More...
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posted Jan 27, 2008 1:18PM
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Blackfromwaistdown
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Need a laugh? Heh.
It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in fron...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2007 7:44PM
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mzhunyhole
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Up to no good
Some days y'all know we..Lordy..just got to get away..
Sometimes..We've had it with doing the wifey thing,being a good guy..the getting up and going to work thing..the nose to the grindstone thing....More...
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posted Oct 18, 2007 2:12AM
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casuallylooking
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Why Did You Laugh Out Loud?
Everyone needs to laugh out loud sometimes. Because sometimes things are just funny. Whether someone else sees it that way or not. If you can't laugh at a situation or even at yourself, how much fun a...More...
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posted Oct 16, 2007 3:19PM
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ibyte
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HOW TO SIMULATE BEING A SAILOR
1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.
2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.
3. Repaint your entire house every month....More...
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posted Sep 15, 2007 12:46AM
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ibyte
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Serious people
I think its quite sad and pathetic people who take things so serious over the internet . Its people like that who make me laugh and feel sorry for them!
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posted Sep 2, 2007 7:52PM
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regularguy354
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Medical Joke
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just take...More...
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posted Sep 2, 2007 3:02AM
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