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Sunshine79

Too Much Of A Good Thing.......
A woman goes to her doctor and tells him that she is so fed up with the lack of sex in her marriage that she is considering divorce. She tells the doctor she has tried everything and her husband just...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2008 10:39AM

devil_is_in

Real advertisements (JOKE)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive resta...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 10:55PM

Sunshine79

Boy, Go git yer Momma!!!
A redneck family from the hills (of deliverance) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. Th...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2008 8:45PM

justpassinthru

CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

M...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 16, 2008 7:00PM

Sunshine79

MEN-BEWARE!!----- UCLA Study----
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:...More...
13 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2008 9:56PM

Sunshine79

You Might Be An On-line Dater If......
If you've ever seen a profile with a body type marked, "Average," but the picture looks as if the person may not fit through the St. Louis Arch, you might be an online dater.

If you've ever had a f...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2008 10:19PM

lynxkat

A Funny Thing Happened While We Were . . .
Humor and the bedroom. Yes, sex is hot, steamy, spine-tingling, and all that. But have you ever had one of those moments when you just had to laugh? Not long ago, my honey and I had a good laugh du...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2008 9:10PM

devil_is_in

You must read this, true or false? lol ( JOKE )
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The boun...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 26, 2008 9:27PM

devil_is_in

(JOKE) truly funny
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel....More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 26, 2008 8:25PM

devil_is_in

Discussing the tax rates (JOKE) really funny
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get re...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2008 7:09PM

devil_is_in

Finding a Chinese Jew ( JOKE )
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 24, 2008 2:05PM

devil_is_in

Welcome to AMERICA! (JOKE)
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a p...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 14, 2008 1:43AM

devil_is_in

Convict On The Loose (JOKE)
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the b...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2008 1:31AM

devil_is_in

Life after death? Heaven? (JOKE)
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go a...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 12, 2008 10:27PM

Lisa46

Two Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2008 7:24PM

PleasureAwaits

For those who don't know....
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

A...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2008 9:18PM

PleasureAwaits

Sexual dichotomy: dress code
Listening to ZZ-Top I first heard that every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man. What do you think? Rugged blue collar or sharp white collar? I've always fancied good clothing but until recently I...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 28, 2008 9:17PM

coltz666

Things you should not say during sex.
Think of the funniest thing you should not say during sex
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 5:00PM

nkspeed

Magic Sex
A guy approaches a female and asks "Do you wana have magic sex?" The woman

looks at the man puzzled and asks "What the fuck is magic sex?". The guy responds,

"First I fuck you, then you dissap...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 9:41PM

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