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Sunshine79

Incredible Story! (Bet you didn't see this one coming) LMAO!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2008 10:06PM

Sunshine79

Naked Cowboy!!! LMAO!
God, I pray this is not a rerun.....I will shoot myself if I get hell for this. I've never heard it, so it's not a rerun to me. I had a good laugh so, I have to share!

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16 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2008 8:19PM

Sunshine79

SEX: Do's & Don'ts!!
Having your fingers sucked:
It’s a Do, say 55% of women and 72% of men.
Having fun with honey, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and other sexy foods:
It’s a Do, say 68% of women and...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2008 6:08PM

Sunshine79

Dead Horse.....That's Once!!
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 8, 2008 8:36AM

Sunshine79

I just love QUICKIES!!!
I Just love quickies....don't you?? I mean don't get me wrong, I love a good fuck fest. But, there's something about a quickie that makes it special. It's spontaneous, spur of the moment and sometimes...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 7, 2008 4:48PM

Sunshine79

ERBUM
In the sleepy village of ERBUM near the town
of TILLET in HERTFORDSHIRE lives a woman called LINDA LYKES

She is the land lady of the local pub, THE COCK INN...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 4, 2008 10:26PM

Sunshine79

I'm leaving forever!
Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2008 9:53PM

Sunshine79

And that's how the fight started.........
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's how the fight started...
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7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2008 6:21PM

Sunshine79

When Private Parts Die....LMAO!!
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home. One day he appea...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 31, 2008 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Dating Chat Room Name
Funny stuff here. I thought "Hey, we are on a dating site and we had to make up screen names." So, this gives you a funny name....

Here's mine: Dating Chat Room Name

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26 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 30, 2008 5:22PM

Sunshine79

What doesn't belong here??
What doesn't belong in this group?

Meat, eggs, wife & blowjob
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2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 24, 2008 11:01AM

Sunshine79

It's Called SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while, When he came into the house and asked, 'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is On top of the oth...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2008 7:35AM

Sunshine79

Pretty Bird
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked...More...
9 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2008 7:02PM

Sunshine79

When I say broke, I mean BROKE!!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.



"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could tak...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 22, 2008 8:43AM

Sunshine79

Now that's damn funny.....
Read the ethnicity on the profile, then look at the pix and then be ready for a laugh when you read the essay. Enjoy!!

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22 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 21, 2008 6:56PM

Sunshine79

Never see Grilled Cheese the same way......
Why don't men like to go "downtown" first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?
What is the difference between "Ohhh" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
About three inches ...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2008 9:16PM

Sunshine79

What Are You Here For?
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow, and black are sitting
in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a
conversation.

The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why a...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2008 7:05PM

Sunshine79

Man from Texas....LMAO!!
Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.'
German doctor said,...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2008 6:30PM

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