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Close your eyes...And go back...
Close your eyes...And go back...
....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
....Before semi-automatics and crack....
....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2008 3:32AM


We're Not Made of Money!

I have a very spoiled three year old. I give in to almost every whim she has, whether it be the new swimming baby doll or the baby alive or the newest batting equipment for the ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 3, 2008 3:28PM


Business Time
Ahh yeah, that’s right baby
Girl tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2008 1:18PM


UPS Pilot notes....are still funny!
Too Funny Not To Share!!!!!
UPS Pilot Notes

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high
school diploma to fix one.
Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in o...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2008 11:21PM


a line someone said to me today
do you go to the library because i want to check you out
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 29, 2007 7:44PM


Lighten Up, Read A Book
Wonder why we didn't see these on the shelf. Here's some rejected Dr. Suess books.

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 4, 2007 6:35PM


Need a laugh? Heh.
It's a beautifull warm spring day and a man and his wife were at the zoo. She's wearing a pink, loose-fitting spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exibit and pass in fron...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 2, 2007 7:44PM


Don't Bite least not 'to' hard
Most people that wears colognes, perfumes, body lotions or what ever seem to go toward their same familiar undertone scents when buying new ones. Like vanillas, florals,spices, musks, berries, etc.. ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2007 5:49PM


TOP 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than SEX!
10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7. You don't have to complimen...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2007 11:49PM


Up to no good
Some days y'all know we..Lordy..just got to get away..

Sometimes..We've had it with doing the wifey thing,being a good guy..the getting up and going to work thing..the nose to the grindstone thing....More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2007 2:12AM


Why Did You Laugh Out Loud?
Everyone needs to laugh out loud sometimes. Because sometimes things are just funny. Whether someone else sees it that way or not. If you can't laugh at a situation or even at yourself, how much fun a...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2007 3:19PM


1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.

2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.

3. Repaint your entire house every month....More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 15, 2007 12:46AM


Serious people
I think its quite sad and pathetic people who take things so serious over the internet . Its people like that who make me laugh and feel sorry for them!
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2007 7:52PM


Medical Joke
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 2, 2007 3:02AM


I can breathe
again ...... feels like some fresh air has been let in , we have humor and laughter again ........ other than oscar the cats demise it looked to be a fairly uneventful day ..... and after reading ever...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2007 10:02AM


If I were a woman/man on AMD...
This could be an interesting post. Write what you would do if you were the opposite sex on Adult Match Doctor.

I'll go first...

If I were a woman on AMD...I would be astounded and turned-off by...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 2, 2007 6:31AM


fruitcake lady!

go here you all I laughed so hard I'm cryin!!

Click here: YouTube - Tonight Show -- Fruitcake Lady Remembered

1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2007 9:39AM


Fishing Trip
Today was a beautiful day! Sun shining and warm. So, I spent it with my sons.
We had to go to the store for groceries and such. Then, I fixed dinner and watched a movie, The New Guy, with them. ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2007 12:41AM


Why Beer Is Better Than Women
I went back searching though all my files of jokes that have been given to me through the years....

Thought I would start with this one......

I will list 10 of the reasons "why beer is better...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2007 3:45PM


Weird cooking ideas
Anyone who's ever been single and lived alone at times probably has come up with some 'unique' ways to deal with things.
But who would have ever thought of using a coffeemaker for making Instant Sou...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2007 11:15PM

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