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Sunshine79

11 Lessons Before Being A Parent (Everyone should endure!)
Thinking of Having Kids? Do these 11 lessons first!

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 6:15PM

Sunshine79

Sick, True Confession........
I found a website with a list of confessions....I read thru a ton of them. But, this one....well, it caught my eye. Could you Imagine?
Confession #10005 - 10/16/2006 - 02:09 PM

A...More...
19 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 9:57PM

Sunshine79

Meals On Wheels! LMAO!!!
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and the...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 1:14PM

Sunshine79

BREAKING NEWS!!!
China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos.

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8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 11:53AM

Sunshine79

A joke I hope Bruce likes.......
The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went o...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2008 7:23PM

Sunshine79

I ruined many a persons day with this......
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21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 1, 2008 1:08PM

Sunshine79

License PLates That Might Get You In Trouble!!
Here are a few suggestions of license plates that will definetly get you pulled over. Feel free to add to it!!

Bad Choices:

1NTRUNK

GACY RLZ

DEXTER

ILVMETH

ILVPOT

SERIAL

IMJGSA...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 31, 2008 8:42PM

Sunshine79

A Man's Journey Thru Life.....LMAO!!
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2008 5:18PM

Sunshine79

I got a message from a Prince today!!!!
(princecornel @xxx.com)
Compliments of The Day, Am cornel prince I Came Across Your Profile Today In This Matrimonial And Became Interested In You,I Will Also Like to know More About YOU And T...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2008 7:21PM

Sunshine79

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb??
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Hmmmm????

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, w...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2008 5:42PM

Sunshine79

Every Last Cent.....
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:41PM

Sunshine79

Hilarious Tombstones...LMAO!!
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryla...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:54AM

Sunshine79

The Broken Penis.....LMAO!!
Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental s...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 6:34PM

Sunshine79

Feel Stupid Now??
If you have ever felt a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again,
you'll think you're a genius.

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(On September 17, 199...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 10:57AM

Sunshine79

Blonde's Year in Review....LMAO!!!!
Excerpts from the diary of a blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
....Hell...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2008 9:45PM

Sunshine79

Words with two Meanings.......
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Full...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2008 6:09PM

Sunshine79

Funniest letter to Tide......LMAO!!!
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the
best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In
fact, ab...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2008 7:51AM

Sunshine79

Stupid Fay!!! (Storm)
OK, they called off school both yesterday and today. We were supposed to get the worst of the storm around 2am last nite. NOTHING happened!!!! I went to work yesterday and I gotta go today. I swear to...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 20, 2008 7:42AM

ABrownEyedScorpio

Daily Funny
A little laugh to start the day - no offense and no charge.
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me hap...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 19, 2008 10:39AM

Sunshine79

It's Important For Men To Remember..........
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 18, 2008 10:56PM

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