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Sunshine79

Happy Friday.......Have A Laugh!!! LMAO!
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A. A golf club.

Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
A: The hot...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 12, 2008 8:09AM

Sunshine79

Advantage: Why It's Better To Be A Woman!!
Why it's better to be a Woman!

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1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt wi...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2008 8:12PM

Sunshine79

Black Hurricanes ***WARNING-MAY OFFEND!!***
**WARNING: This joke may offend some people. Understand this, it's a joke. It's meant to be funny, just like fat jokes, blonde jokes, short jokes, etc. So...please..if you can't take a joke..don't ...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2008 4:23PM

Sunshine79

HaPpY HuMp DaY!!!
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Hump Day!!!!

Let's get this party started.....who's 1st??



Hum...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 10, 2008 8:59AM

StraddleMyNose

What's your favorite comic strip?
How many of you read the comics? If so what are your top 3 comic strips in the newspaper or off the internet? I'm going to have to say my top 3 would have to be these. *****************...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 12:46PM

Sunshine79

Horoscopes By Adam Sandler.....LMAO!
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you a...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 9, 2008 8:44AM

Sunshine79

World's Shortest Books.....
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The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

The Australian Book of Foreplay

The Book of Motivated Posta...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 9:17PM

Sunshine79

11 Lessons Before Being A Parent (Everyone should endure!)
Thinking of Having Kids? Do these 11 lessons first!

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 6:15PM

Sunshine79

Sick, True Confession........
I found a website with a list of confessions....I read thru a ton of them. But, this one....well, it caught my eye. Could you Imagine?
Confession #10005 - 10/16/2006 - 02:09 PM

A...More...
19 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 9:57PM

Sunshine79

Meals On Wheels! LMAO!!!
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and the...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 1:14PM

Sunshine79

BREAKING NEWS!!!
China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos.

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There a...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 6, 2008 11:53AM

Sunshine79

A joke I hope Bruce likes.......
The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went o...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2008 7:23PM

Sunshine79

I ruined many a persons day with this......
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21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 1, 2008 1:08PM

Sunshine79

License PLates That Might Get You In Trouble!!
Here are a few suggestions of license plates that will definetly get you pulled over. Feel free to add to it!!

Bad Choices:

1NTRUNK

GACY RLZ

DEXTER

ILVMETH

ILVPOT

SERIAL

IMJGSA...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 31, 2008 8:42PM

Sunshine79

A Man's Journey Thru Life.....LMAO!!
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2008 5:18PM

Sunshine79

I got a message from a Prince today!!!!
(princecornel @xxx.com)
Compliments of The Day, Am cornel prince I Came Across Your Profile Today In This Matrimonial And Became Interested In You,I Will Also Like to know More About YOU And T...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2008 7:21PM

Sunshine79

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb??
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Hmmmm????

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, w...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 27, 2008 5:42PM

Sunshine79

Every Last Cent.....
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:41PM

Sunshine79

Hilarious Tombstones...LMAO!!
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryla...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2008 9:54AM

Sunshine79

The Broken Penis.....LMAO!!
Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental s...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 23, 2008 6:34PM

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