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Sunshine79

I Want A Dick Too!! LMAO!!!
Yup....I said it!

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Know why I want one too???

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 6, 2008 5:02PM

Sunshine79

Talk about coming outta the woodwork....
I got this one today. After a weeks worth of how beautiful I am messeages from this guy, today he writes: I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU NEITHER,YOU FAT ASS FUCKING PIG.YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOUR REALLY HOT...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 6, 2008 2:36PM

Sunshine79

Men: What part do you like best?
Just wondering about all you men out there.

Are you an ass man? Do you like them big or small?

Are you a boob man? Do you like them big or small?

Are you a leg man?

Or do you just e...More...
39 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2008 1:06PM

Sunshine79

Why We Should All Be Drunks!!!
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To help you better understand the financial crisis in which our country
finds itself, I ha...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 4, 2008 3:18PM

sugarnspice005

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM

Sunshine79

Ever Stolen A Road Sign??
Have you ever stolen a road sign??

I read that the mile marker 66.6 on the NJ turnpike was the most stolen sign along with Route 666. They aren't sure if it's bible thumpers who don't like t...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 1, 2008 7:27AM

Sunshine79

For The Men: Weiner Wonderland.........LMAO!!
Ok, since I had a blog for the ladies, how about one for the men. Here's a guy that owns a museum of weiners....Would you be willing to donate yours for display??

May 19th 2008
B...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2008 10:10PM

casuallylooking

Write In Candidate.. (no it's not a serious political blog)

I thought I would share this with everyone who knows who they are voting for and those who aren't quite sure...yet.
I got it from my daughter...who actually got it from my ex-husband.. I gue...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2008 12:24PM

Sunshine79

A Great Recipe---And You Thought I Couldn't Cook....LMAO!!
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell wh...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 29, 2008 9:31PM

Sunshine79

What An Experience!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...........

'What majestic trees!'

'What powerful rivers!'

'What beautiful animals!'

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, h...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2008 8:25PM

Sunshine79

Male & Female Geography.....LMAO!!!
Female Geography

Between 18 and 25-
A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.


Between 26 and 34-
A woman is like Americ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 29, 2008 7:53PM

Sunshine79

Strange Named Towns & Cities....LMAO!!
I noticed a member here wrote me and I looked at her city and it was Bald Knob Arkansas....Yes, I hope all knobs are bald....lol

But, what other crazy town names do you know or have y...More...
31 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 29, 2008 11:18AM

Sunshine79

You Can Be The 'Man Of Your House" Too!!!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
'.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2008 9:47AM

Sunshine79

Icy-Hot Pussy!!!
Ok....I don't mean to steal anyones thunder here, but Flavorbuster's blog reminded me of a memory I'd like to forget.

I was in 10th grade. I was on the rag. That nite before school, I had ta...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2008 7:17PM

Sunshine79

Grouchy Family, Huh?
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the m...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 4:15PM

Sunshine79

What do I look like to you??
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 10:35AM

Sunshine79

Cute Signs.....LMAO!!!
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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O...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 26, 2008 10:32PM

Sunshine79

Mortician & Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen! ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 9:32AM

Sunshine79

Baby Oil & Talcum Powder
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2008 9:56PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

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