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Sunshine79

Pussy Eating Tips For The Men.....ENJOY!!!
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Exercise 1
Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 17, 2008 11:41AM

Sunshine79

WE ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!
We are in trouble...

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What are we going to do???

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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:48PM

dmbchick420

Life Thoughts
Got in an email...thought they were cute.... If it's a repeat, please don't kill me *runs and hides*

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman we...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 3:21PM

Sunshine79

Battle Of The Sexes
When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.


Why do men get married?
So the...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:02AM

Sunshine79

10 Things You Might Not Want To Say To Your Girlfriend....
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow loo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:03PM

Sunshine79

How To Ask A Man To Do Something....lol
How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

*Make sure the man is conscious.

*Crash the hard drive on his computer ...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 5:29PM

Sunshine79

The Ferrari & The Moped......LMAO!!!!
An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:19AM

Sunshine79

I was offered a job as a spammer.....
Yup, it's the truth. I was sent an email offering me a job as a spammer.....
I was asked to go onto sites and make fake profiles, lure men in and get them to go you Yahoo....once there I would turn t...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 12:26AM

Sunshine79

Boobie Robber
Yeah....I like that, don't you?? The Boobie Robber...

I really think that is a better nick name for Bobbierob, it seems
Ewe can never remember his name. So, if we re-named him to
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32 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 8:25PM

Sunshine79

BLOG #700!! Full Throttle Douche Bottle!!
Women....how many out there actually use douches?

Do you use it just to feel clean or do you use it before or after sex?

How about a full t...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 12:13PM

Sunshine79

Why Do Men Name Their Penis?
Hmmm???

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Q: Why do men name their penis?

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18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 13, 2008 2:07PM

Sunshine79

Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.

MIT allocated a budget of $200,000 and after 2 years research decided the ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 13, 2008 8:39AM

Sunshine79

Bump........LMAO!!!
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 8:23PM

Sunshine79

Things Got You Down?? Then Read Here.......
Well Then, Consider These true stories . . .
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 10:27AM

Sunshine79

Will Anal Sex Get You Pregnant???--->HELP!
HELP.....HELP....HELP.....HELP.....HELP.....HELP....HELP......HELP....HELP

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So, my girlfrie...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2008 9:58PM

Sunshine79

A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM

Sunshine79

Kooky Q&A's
Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.

Q. Where do fags park?
A. In the rear...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 7:15PM

Sunshine79

Take The Bus Next Time.......LMAO!
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 4:32PM

Sunshine79

A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 6, 2008 10:42PM

Sunshine79

The Creation Of The VAGINA......LMAO!!!
Since we're on the vagina subject tonite...Thought you all could use a laugh!!!

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Seven wise ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:04PM

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