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Sunshine79

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A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
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10 comments |
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posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM
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Sunshine79

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Kooky Q&A's
Q. What is the lightest thing in the world? A. A penis...even a thought can raise it. Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets. Q. Where do fags park? A. In the rear...More...
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13 comments |
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posted Oct 7, 2008 7:15PM
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Sunshine79

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A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops ...More...
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10 comments |
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posted Oct 6, 2008 10:42PM
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sugarnspice005

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The Hired Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
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17 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM
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Sunshine79

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Ever Stolen A Road Sign??
Have you ever stolen a road sign??
I read that the mile marker 66.6 on the NJ turnpike was the most stolen sign along with Route 666. They aren't sure if it's bible thumpers who don't like t...More...
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11 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Oct 1, 2008 7:27AM
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Sunshine79

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What An Experience!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...........
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, h...More...
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12 comments |
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posted Sep 29, 2008 8:25PM
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Sunshine79

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Icy-Hot Pussy!!!
Ok....I don't mean to steal anyones thunder here, but Flavorbuster's blog reminded me of a memory I'd like to forget.
I was in 10th grade. I was on the rag. That nite before school, I had ta...More...
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15 comments |
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posted Sep 28, 2008 7:17PM
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Sunshine79

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Grouchy Family, Huh?
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?' Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'
'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.
'Yes, Dear,' the m...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Sep 28, 2008 4:15PM
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