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Sunshine79

Mortician & Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen! ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 9:32AM

Sunshine79

Baby Oil & Talcum Powder
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2008 9:56PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

Sunshine79

Caramel Apple Candy Corn.......(ISSUES)
Ok, I bought some yummy caramel apple candy corn and I found the cutest candycorn dish to put them in. Well, I had it in the kitchen and I moved it this morning to the coffee table. I saw my dog eyeba...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2008 9:27AM

sugarnspice005

Blonde man joke
Yep...I said blonde MAN folks.

This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!
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15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 8:40PM

Sunshine79

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs!
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, sh...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 7:33PM

Sunshine79

A Guide To Understanding Men
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "Ther...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2008 9:21PM

Sunshine79

***NEWSFLASH!!**** LADIES, DON'T MISS!
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Tell ALL your female friends that I can get 100 tampons for $5!!!
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18 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2008 5:30PM

Sunshine79

Hello...I Am Leembert
Hello charming am new on here... am Leembert am i was going through the site and see your pics i love it i will like to know you better and see how things works out am not here for game and loo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 20, 2008 10:49AM

dmbchick420

Seven Kinds Of Sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until yo...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 19, 2008 9:27AM

Sunshine79

More Funny Rhymes!!
Thanks RNJ for the idea, here are a few more!!

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There was a girl called Sarah Brown,
who swore no ma...More...
20 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2008 6:35PM

Sunshine79

$185,000 Worth Of Nickels
LMAO!! What would you do with $185,000 worth of nickels??

We had a truck here in Florida today that had an accident and the aftermath was that roughly 3.7 million nickels were laying in the ...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2008 5:04PM

Sunshine79

Lost The Spark??
The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, ...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2008 4:30PM

Sunshine79

The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened to walk into specialize...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2008 5:43PM

Sunshine79

Can't Believe I Posted This....... But I Had To Share!....LMAO!!!
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This made me laugh.....hope you get a laugh too!!
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7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 15, 2008 10:18PM

Sunshine79

Could you eat 23,000 Big Macs??? GROSS!
Obsessive-compulsive disorder led man to eat 23,000 Big Macs

Fond du Lac man has written book about his journey
By Russell Plummer • Gannett Wisconsin Media • September 8, 2008

FOND DU ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2008 6:32AM

Sunshine79

Happy Friday.......Have A Laugh!!! LMAO!
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground

Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A. A golf club.

Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
A: The hot...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 12, 2008 8:09AM

Sunshine79

Advantage: Why It's Better To Be A Woman!!
Why it's better to be a Woman!

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1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt wi...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2008 8:12PM

Sunshine79

Black Hurricanes ***WARNING-MAY OFFEND!!***
**WARNING: This joke may offend some people. Understand this, it's a joke. It's meant to be funny, just like fat jokes, blonde jokes, short jokes, etc. So...please..if you can't take a joke..don't ...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2008 4:23PM

Sunshine79

HaPpY HuMp DaY!!!
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Hump Day!!!!

Let's get this party started.....who's 1st??



Hum...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 10, 2008 8:59AM

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