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Sunshine79

Little Johnny....Back Again....LMAO!!

Little Johnny came to school with his cat. His teacher asks "Little Johnny, why did you bring your cat t...More...
12 comments | 8 kudos | posted Oct 31, 2008 9:22AM

Sunshine79

Think about this......fun one for the guys......
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

H...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2008 2:05PM

Sunshine79

Best Engine Ever Is Female.......lol
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The best engine ever made was PUSSY!

It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts wi...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 29, 2008 4:32PM

Sunshine79

This or That?
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.

or

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 8:59PM

Sunshine79

8 Signs Your Too Old For Trick Or Treating!!! LMAO!
Bruce Should Love This Joke.......

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EIGHT SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATI...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 6:02PM

Sunshine79

Clean Can Be Funny......LOL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 10:24AM

dmbchick420

The Luckiest
Okay, so I was looking up song lyrics for a song called, “The Luckiest” by Ben Folds (very pretty love song) and I’m reading it and then there are comments posted after the lyrics……and I’m skimming th...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 9:20AM

Sunshine79

3 Ladies In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2008 7:51PM

Sunshine79

What Do You Call...............LMAO!
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What do you call 2 bumble bees dressed as ghosts??

Hmmm???

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15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2008 7:07PM

Sunshine79

The Test..........How Smart Are You?
This is creepy!

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Think of a letter between A and W.
Repeat i...More...
28 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 27, 2008 9:39AM

Sunshine79

One Smart Italian Guy!!! LMAO!
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, wa...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 26, 2008 1:09PM

Sunshine79

Why I'm Not A Supermodel.....Semen Contains Calories!!!!
OK, I've got it all figured out....I now know where all my extra weight came from......
Now, if my diet consisted of only this, I'd be a fuckin' supermodel!
The average ejaculate c...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 25, 2008 11:24AM

Sunshine79

10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than SEX!!
Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

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10. You are guaranteed to ge...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2008 12:43PM

Sunshine79

Must Be A Scammer Script......
I have gotten this same message from a few different guys. Most are African American or Mixed Race (per their profile). I do block them....but this has to be a script because I've gotten it so many ti...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 22, 2008 9:53PM

Sunshine79

In Your Own Humble Opinion......
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How much in pounds or dollars is an arm & a leg??

Hmmmm.....?????

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10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 22, 2008 11:23AM

Sunshine79

"Customer Has Balls"
I remember the 1st day on the job. I was working for a place that sells pools, spas, billiards and patio furniture.

My boss was at a desk beside me and she was on the phone with the store. ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2008 11:23AM

Sunshine79

Ever Seen A Neon Yellow SQUID??
I have and he's hangin' right above my damn head!!!
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11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2008 9:02PM

Sunshine79

What's In A Name?
I was chatting it up with someone here about how I picked my screen name Sunshine. And how I got my real name Megan.

Well....when I was born, my mom wanted to name me Sunshine. However, she ...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2008 8:41AM

Sunshine79

What Did She Say???
Here's a strange essay from 23 year old girl.....

headline
on my knees but not to pray ;-)

About myself
i feel myself greatly disposed to satisfy you, were my Excellency to wish ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 7:53PM

Sunshine79

Why Men Don't Leave Notes
This is fuckin' funny.....Hope you all enjoy!!

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Note attached to fridge for wife:

So...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 1:37PM

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