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Sunshine79
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Straddle Screwed My Head Up!!!
Ok, I can no longer go to the store and look at a stuffed animal the same way. Around the holidays, there are those huge 5ft teddy bears, they line the aisle's. And when I walk past them, they all sta...More...
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posted Nov 7, 2008 7:46AM
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dmbchick420
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10 Best Pickup Lines
Let's try this again...I already posted once and it didn't show up 
I thought these were funny......  If you don't, I don't care (hint...hint) 
Did you fart, cause you blew ...More...
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posted Nov 6, 2008 11:06AM
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Sunshine79
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I accept The Position!!!
Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief - In charge of notifying the populace of fun new gadgets.
I want to say I accept the positin of Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief!
I want to say thank you ...More...
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11 comments |
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posted Nov 4, 2008 5:39PM
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Sunshine79
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My Morning Laugh (For Real!)
I was leaving the house this morning when a neighbor (that I don't know) was out in the street in my way with another lady walking her 2 dogs. She yells at my car and waves me down. I roll down the wi...More...
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16 comments |
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posted Nov 4, 2008 7:56AM
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Sunshine79
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This or That?
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
or
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on ...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2008 8:59PM
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Sunshine79
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Clean Can Be Funny......LOL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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posted Oct 28, 2008 10:24AM
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dmbchick420
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The Luckiest
Okay, so I was looking up song lyrics for a song called, “The Luckiest” by Ben Folds (very pretty love song) and I’m reading it and then there are comments posted after the lyrics……and I’m skimming th...More...
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12 comments |
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posted Oct 28, 2008 9:20AM
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Sunshine79
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3 Ladies In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. 
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS ...More...
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posted Oct 27, 2008 7:51PM
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Sunshine79
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One Smart Italian Guy!!! LMAO!
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, wa...More...
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12 comments |
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posted Oct 26, 2008 1:09PM
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Sunshine79
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Must Be A Scammer Script......
I have gotten this same message from a few different guys. Most are African American or Mixed Race (per their profile). I do block them....but this has to be a script because I've gotten it so many ti...More...
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16 comments |
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posted Oct 22, 2008 9:53PM
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