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Sunshine79

What's In A Name?
I was chatting it up with someone here about how I picked my screen name Sunshine. And how I got my real name Megan.

Well....when I was born, my mom wanted to name me Sunshine. However, she ...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2008 8:41AM

Sunshine79

What Did She Say???
Here's a strange essay from 23 year old girl.....

headline
on my knees but not to pray ;-)

About myself
i feel myself greatly disposed to satisfy you, were my Excellency to wish ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 7:53PM

Sunshine79

Why Men Don't Leave Notes
This is fuckin' funny.....Hope you all enjoy!!

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Note attached to fridge for wife:

So...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 1:37PM

Sunshine79

Pussy Eating Tips For The Men.....ENJOY!!!
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Exercise 1
Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 17, 2008 11:41AM

Sunshine79

WE ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!
We are in trouble...

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What are we going to do???

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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:48PM

dmbchick420

Life Thoughts
Got in an email...thought they were cute.... If it's a repeat, please don't kill me *runs and hides*

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman we...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 3:21PM

Sunshine79

Battle Of The Sexes
When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.


Why do men get married?
So the...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:02AM

Sunshine79

10 Things You Might Not Want To Say To Your Girlfriend....
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow loo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:03PM

Sunshine79

How To Ask A Man To Do Something....lol
How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

*Make sure the man is conscious.

*Crash the hard drive on his computer ...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 5:29PM

Sunshine79

The Ferrari & The Moped......LMAO!!!!
An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:19AM

Sunshine79

I was offered a job as a spammer.....
Yup, it's the truth. I was sent an email offering me a job as a spammer.....
I was asked to go onto sites and make fake profiles, lure men in and get them to go you Yahoo....once there I would turn t...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 12:26AM

Sunshine79

Boobie Robber
Yeah....I like that, don't you?? The Boobie Robber...

I really think that is a better nick name for Bobbierob, it seems
Ewe can never remember his name. So, if we re-named him to
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32 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 8:25PM

Sunshine79

BLOG #700!! Full Throttle Douche Bottle!!
Women....how many out there actually use douches?

Do you use it just to feel clean or do you use it before or after sex?

How about a full t...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 12:13PM

Sunshine79

Why Do Men Name Their Penis?
Hmmm???

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Q: Why do men name their penis?

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18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 13, 2008 2:07PM

Sunshine79

Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.

MIT allocated a budget of $200,000 and after 2 years research decided the ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 13, 2008 8:39AM

Sunshine79

Bump........LMAO!!!
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 8:23PM

Sunshine79

Things Got You Down?? Then Read Here.......
Well Then, Consider These true stories . . .
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 10:27AM

Sunshine79

Will Anal Sex Get You Pregnant???--->HELP!
HELP.....HELP....HELP.....HELP.....HELP.....HELP....HELP......HELP....HELP

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So, my girlfrie...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2008 9:58PM

Sunshine79

A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM

Sunshine79

Kooky Q&A's
Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.

Q. Where do fags park?
A. In the rear...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 7:15PM

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