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Sunshine79

Christmas Quotes To Lighten The Mood
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 18, 2008 11:49AM

Sunshine79

Breeding Bulls (What You Should Know)
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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2008 1:53PM

dmbchick420

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
MUST READ OUT LOUD

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man .........More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2008 12:28PM

Sunshine79

If Santa Answered His Letters Honestly......LMAO!
***For the record, I couldn't find this posted here. So, if it's a repeat, oh well....but it's still fuckin' funny!**** (This includes my letter to Santa)

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19 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2008 10:52AM

Sunshine79

Letter To Me From the FBI
Yeah...Let me get right back to this guy.........


From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION" investigation@fbi. gov
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investi...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 14, 2008 10:50PM

sugarnspice005

What Part First?
I got this in an email and just wanted to share. It's cute. And if it's a repeat...still not sorry!

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST
The nun teaching Sunday sch...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 13, 2008 6:40PM

Sunshine79

Laughing All The Way...Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
Yes....you can blame me if some of these are lame.....LOL
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What does Rudolph want for C...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 11, 2008 10:41PM

Sunshine79

Quick Dirty Joke......LMAO!!!!!
Bruce....I hope you haven't heard this one.....

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Don't blame me if this is lame....

Why...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 2:18PM

Sunshine79

Top Half or Bottom Half?
Ladies and Gents.....

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Would you rather be nekkid from the waist up or the waist down? ...More...
24 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2008 10:36AM

Sunshine79

Keep On Truckin'!!
Trucker pulls into a truck stop on I-95. While gasing up, he notices a little boy by the garage holding a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cat by the tail in the other. As he's watching the kid, he sees...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 4:40PM

dmbchick420

Tequila Christmas Cookies
BE SURE TO READ IT ALL - THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

Tequila Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

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16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2008 8:35AM

Sunshine79

Go ELF Yourselves!!!
I had to share, hope you all enjoy!

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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
Th...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 7:57PM

Sunshine79

10 Sayings At Christmas That Sound Dirty......
But aren't.....LMAO!!

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 3, 2008 12:37PM

Sunshine79

A Man's Perfect Date.........LMAO!!!
Ok....this is pretty bad....but I had to share.....

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Don't blame me if you think it's lame....More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 1, 2008 7:57PM

Sunshine79

Sex, Church & Pancakes
Ok.....so, I think everyone here could use a good laugh. I found a few things and hope you all enjoy them too!

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7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 29, 2008 9:12PM

Sunshine79

Let's Trade Pix!!
Ya know...this is one of my things I don't do. And yes, I'm tired of the messages and yes, it's written in my essay that I don't do it and yes it won't change and yes, I've gotten used to it.

But, ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2008 7:41PM

TastyCupcake

Things Women Say to Men

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2008 5:37PM

Sunshine79

Sunshine The Hair Dresser???
Umm....so yeah......I'm a hair dresser now. My 8 month old son has one long strand of hair. He's had it for awhile. I said to everyone it would grow in all together with the other hair. Well.....More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 26, 2008 8:25PM

dmbchick420

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
"The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and every...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2008 9:39AM

Sunshine79

A Gift All Men Should Get!!!
Men.....I seriously think all of you need to get one of these for Christmas. If you get a pair you can switch them out!!

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6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2008 9:53PM

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