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Sunshine79

Does Anyone Know??
Exactly how horny I am right now??

And let me just say, it's all because of another member here.

Yes, you know who you are and I hold you accountable for my throbbing pussy! ...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2009 11:39AM

Sunshine79

Safe Sex
Be Safe.....

Sleep with a Nurse.
Sleep with a Cop.
We got any cops or nurses here??

Wanna fuck?
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2009 10:40AM

sugarnspice005

The New Store


A new supermarket opened in Colorado
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh r...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:00PM

Sunshine79

Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

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19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM

Sunshine79

Longest Scammer Letter EVER!!!!!
Think she knows I'm not a dude? She sent this to me 2x's!

Hi
I guess u can read this...LOL.well will like to tell u more about me
...I am a 30 yr old, female. 5'6, 120lbs with model looks,...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:52AM

Sunshine79

Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I wan...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM

Sunshine79

WARNING-Straddlesque Joke, May Be Disturbing!!!!
Alright, I warned you guys........

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampir...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2009 9:35AM

dmbchick420

I just want BANG BANG BANG!!!!
Hey guys....if "Wanna fuck?" isn't working for you anymore.....how about....

I don't want relationship. I just want BANG BANG BANG!!!!

...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2009 10:26AM

Sunshine79

Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"

He replies "Yeah, dad!"

********************...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM

Sunshine79

In Honor Of Stupid People.....lol
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, a...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2009 9:41AM

Sunshine79

We were so poor.....(Joke 4 Bruce)
An older gentleman that I used to work with always told the best jokes. Bruce, this is for you.

He said when he was little he was poor and was only allowed to have one gift for his birthday....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 6:06PM

Sunshine79

Your Theme Song
Funny..... .If you have ever watched family guy, there is an episode where Peter wishes for a th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2009 9:26PM

Sunshine79

Apples & Wine/Women & Men
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometim...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2009 7:40PM

baddawg

the worst sex you've ever had
ok we've all had bad sex so just how bad was it ? guys did she use your dick like a stick shift or a sink plunger ? ladies was he so bad he couldn't find your clitoris with the aid of a map and compas...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2009 6:06AM

cottoncandydragon

Twins
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 6, 2009 12:56AM

Sunshine79

Please Don't Choke Your Chicken.....
.......... ............... .............. ............... ..........

Let me do it for you!!

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12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2009 8:13PM

Sunshine79

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life.....
Remember...............


1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat,...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2009 11:17AM

Sunshine79

Happy Fucking Friday!
So....Happy Fucking Friday!!!

I'm back and I can talk...YAY!! And sorry for rubbing the 80 degree weather in your faces....Karma is biting my ass now, it's 50 and rainy...Ewww.... ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 11:11AM

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