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Sunshine79
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Perfect Breakfast
What is your perfect breakfast?? 
I can never decide what I want for breakfast, pancakes, hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, sausage, hash, toast, english muffins, bagels......I mean this list can go o...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2009 12:22PM
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Sunshine79
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Men NEVER Listen
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the lad...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2009 9:43AM
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Sunshine79
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Does Anyone Know??
Exactly how horny I am right now??
And let me just say, it's all because of another member here. 
Yes, you know who you are and I hold you accountable for my throbbing pussy!  ...More...
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18 comments |
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posted Mar 11, 2009 11:39AM
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Sunshine79
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Safe Sex
Be Safe.....
Sleep with a Nurse.
Sleep with a Cop.
We got any cops or nurses here??
Wanna fuck? 
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10 comments |
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posted Mar 10, 2009 10:40AM
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sugarnspice005
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The New Store
A new supermarket opened in Colorado
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh r...More...
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9 comments |
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posted Mar 9, 2009 10:00PM
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Sunshine79
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Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?
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19 comments |
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posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM
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Sunshine79
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Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I wan...More...
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7 comments |
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posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM
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Sunshine79
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Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"
He replies "Yeah, dad!" 
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11 comments |
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posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM
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Sunshine79
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Apples & Wine/Women & Men
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometim...More...
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20 comments |
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posted Feb 8, 2009 7:40PM
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baddawg
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the worst sex you've ever had
ok we've all had bad sex so just how bad was it ? guys did she use your dick like a stick shift or a sink plunger ? ladies was he so bad he couldn't find your clitoris with the aid of a map and compas...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2009 6:06AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Twins
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. ...More...
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3 comments |
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posted Feb 6, 2009 12:56AM
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