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Sunshine79

When Your Really, Really Bored........
It's Thursday and a really boring Thursday at that..........Gonna go keep myself amused using this list.........

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
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7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 16, 2009 11:58AM

Sunshine79

Some Hump Day Thoughts
Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

An op...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2009 7:32PM

Sunshine79

Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut f...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2009 1:25PM

Sunshine79

Hope Your Protected!!!!
Really hope you all have some sort of protection!!

Alot of bad stuff going around!!

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11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2009 3:35PM

Sunshine79

You All Need This Laugh
****WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WANRING-WANRING-WARNING****

This is a repost, but I thought we all needed a well deserved laugh. So, here it is.......Enjoy!

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9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2009 7:43PM

Sunshine79

Girls Don't Poop!!!
I was at a friends house and we were all talking and o ne of the guys there said "Girls don't poop!"

I wanted to laugh out loud so hard!! I remember when I first started dating this guy, I ...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 9, 2009 7:50PM

cottoncandydragon

Banking
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

Sunshine79

Yeah, It's Hump Day!
I'm sure you know what I'm gonna say next..........
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It's Hump Day, Anyone wanna h...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2009 12:03PM

Sunshine79

Sunday Sex Quotes....LOL
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
-- Dorothy Parker

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
-- Steve M...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 29, 2009 11:21AM

Sunshine79

STOP! Your Giving Me A Complex!!
NO MORE WINKS!!!!

If there was a contest for who has the most winks, I'd say it would be me after writing that bitch blog!! Holy Crap.....stop! You guys are scaring me!!

Ok....actu...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 28, 2009 11:03AM

onehornytoad69

Can You tell...
When someone is Blogging..while.. Drinking or Smoking Weed...? or BWI?
I know we can tell when someone is pissed off!!!!
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2009 3:58PM

Sunshine79

Who Was The Greatest Prostitute In History???
Who what the greatest prostitute in history???

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I bet you will never...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2009 11:13AM

Sunshine79

Blocking Winks
I swear, if there were an option to block winks, I would. I get winks from the most skeevy, bummy guys ever. I'd say 1 out of every 15 is a decent lookin' guy. The rest are grey boxes or...More...
22 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2009 12:12PM

Sunshine79

The Economy Is So Bad..........LOL
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't
paying their taxes.


Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading hig...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 8:04AM

Sunshine79

Perfect Breakfast
What is your perfect breakfast??

I can never decide what I want for breakfast, pancakes, hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, sausage, hash, toast, english muffins, bagels......I mean this list can go o...More...
31 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 22, 2009 12:22PM

sugarnspice005

Anyone remember the Two Dollar Bill?
This is cute. I got it in an email from a friend. Hope you get a kick out of it.

THE $2.00 BILL I TRIED TO SPEND:
IF YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM, THIS IS A RIOT!
Everyone should start carryin...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 8:30PM

Sunshine79

Men NEVER Listen
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the lad...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2009 9:43AM

Sunshine79

Irish Toast To Me Friends!!
DRINKING TOASTS

Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
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16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2009 11:03AM

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