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dmbchick420

Motivational Posters
I know there are tons of these floating around the net, but these ones are new to me and I thought they were fuckin funny....so I'm sharin with ya'll

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13 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 10:09AM

Sunshine79

Very Straddlesque....You've Been Warned!
I was at Big Boy's eating lunch today. I ordered a "Slim Jim" sammich and fries.
I noticed when my friends burger came, there was a side of mayo in a little cup. I asked if I could have it to dip my ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 5, 2009 6:06PM

sugarnspice005

Fascinate
A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's Farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 4, 2009 9:01PM

dmbchick420

Insurance Claims
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as possible.

1. The guy was all over the road. I...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 4, 2009 10:14AM

Sunshine79

What?? You Guys Are All Intimidated By My Giant Cock??
Seriously now, I waited almost a week for my photo to be approved. And it's now been up for 5 days and no one has dared to leave a comment yet.

I'm not really a comment whore, but damn. Are...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 2, 2009 10:21AM

Sunshine79

What Color Are Your Nipples??
A friend of mine who is color blind, some how knew my nipples were pink. Ok, maybe I showed him. And he nicknamed me Blondie. (Also because I'm somewhat ditzy). Years later, I find out he nicknamed be...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 1, 2009 9:05PM

Sunshine79

Scented People??
I did a blog about flavored private parts. Now, I want to know, what if people were scented!

Like maybe re...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 1, 2009 12:26PM

Sunshine79

Stale, I know....but fuckin' funny!!
A friend here sent me an email and this was part of it and it made me laugh out loud. Hope it makes you guys laugh too!!!

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12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2009 5:03PM

dmbchick420

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple m...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2009 9:28AM

Sunshine79

I've Got A Fever.......
And the only prescription is more cowbell!!!

Hope You All Enjoy!

Anybody Wanna Fuck?
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 3:16PM

Sunshine79

A Fluorescent Puppy?!?
Scientists have managed to create a puppy that is fluorescent. She's the cutest little thing if you ask me.

Take a look at the [URL=http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-puppy/445317?icid=main|main|...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2009 5:31PM

Sunshine79

Good Saturday Giggles
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you” - Ogden Nash quote

“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and count...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 25, 2009 9:28AM

Blueyesprkln

Here's the rest of the initials from my blog.
Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you guys, but life got in the way of things today. What can I say, sorry.

O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 11:02PM

Sunshine79

Irrelevant Things On A Friday
#1 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

#2 Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

#3 There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar

#4 There are more chickens than people in the...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 1:01PM

Blueyesprkln

Your Sexual Identity Revealed!
Your Sexual Identity Revealed!


According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. Scroll down to the letter corresponding to the first letter of your first n...More...
20 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 2:54AM

Sunshine79

My Craigslist Adventure.....LOL
Ok, I will admit, I have posted and even responded to some Craigslist ads back in the day. I haven't really checked them out lately until last week. My girlfriend decides she wants to play dectective ...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 5:34PM

sugarnspice005

The TRUE Adam and Eve story


EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY!
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so be...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 1:52PM

Sunshine79

Do You Love Reruns??
I just caught one single episode of The Brady Bunch (1969).
Seems they had just gotten married.

Now as I was making a bagel, I was thinking to myself.....I could actually sit downand watch a days...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 18, 2009 11:44AM

Lisa46

Old Couple Engagement
okay I can't help it this is so cute

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2009 4:51PM

Sunshine79

It Must Be Said!


A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2009 12:27PM

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