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Sunshine79
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What's In Your Box??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....More...
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posted May 11, 2009 11:24AM
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Sunshine79
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Just Do It Like Dogs Do!
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all...More...
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posted May 10, 2009 7:31PM
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dmbchick420
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Real absence excuses
Stumbled upon these looking for some Mother's Day poems...thought they were funny... 
These are real absence excuses sent to school from the parents of kids at the Wells Branch School Distric...More...
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posted May 8, 2009 10:20AM
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Sunshine79
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Women Funnies!
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
-Kathy Lette
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least fiv...More...
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posted May 6, 2009 8:57PM
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dmbchick420
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Name
OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in LivingstonParish, LA. Her mo...More...
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posted May 6, 2009 1:45PM
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dmbchick420
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Motivational Posters
I know there are tons of these floating around the net, but these ones are new to me and I thought they were fuckin funny....so I'm sharin with ya'll
[url= http://img.photobucket.com/albums/...More...
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posted May 6, 2009 10:09AM
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sugarnspice005
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Fascinate
A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's Farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, ...More...
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posted May 4, 2009 9:01PM
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dmbchick420
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Insurance Claims
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as possible.
1. The guy was all over the road. I...More...
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posted May 4, 2009 10:14AM
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Sunshine79
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What Color Are Your Nipples??
A friend of mine who is color blind, some how knew my nipples were pink. Ok, maybe I showed him. And he nicknamed me Blondie. (Also because I'm somewhat ditzy). Years later, I find out he nicknamed be...More...
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posted May 1, 2009 9:05PM
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Sunshine79
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A Fluorescent Puppy?!?
Scientists have managed to create a puppy that is fluorescent. She's the cutest little thing if you ask me.
Take a look at the [URL=http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-puppy/445317?icid=main|main|...More...
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posted Apr 25, 2009 5:31PM
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Sunshine79
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Good Saturday Giggles
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you” - Ogden Nash quote
“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and count...More...
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5 comments |
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posted Apr 25, 2009 9:28AM
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Sunshine79
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Irrelevant Things On A Friday
#1 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
#2 Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
#3 There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar
#4 There are more chickens than people in the...More...
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14 comments |
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posted Apr 24, 2009 1:01PM
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