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Blocking Winks
I swear, if there were an option to block winks, I would. I get winks from the most skeevy, bummy guys ever. I'd say 1 out of every 15 is a decent lookin' guy. The rest are grey boxes or...More...
22 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2009 12:12PM


The Economy Is So Bad..........LOL
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't
paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading hig...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 8:04AM


Perfect Breakfast
What is your perfect breakfast??

I can never decide what I want for breakfast, pancakes, hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, sausage, hash, toast, english muffins, bagels......I mean this list can go o...More...
31 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 22, 2009 12:22PM


Anyone remember the Two Dollar Bill?
This is cute. I got it in an email from a friend. Hope you get a kick out of it.

Everyone should start carryin...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 8:30PM


Men NEVER Listen
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the lad...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2009 9:43AM


Irish Toast To Me Friends!!

Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2009 11:03AM


Does Anyone Know??
Exactly how horny I am right now??

And let me just say, it's all because of another member here.

Yes, you know who you are and I hold you accountable for my throbbing pussy! ...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2009 11:39AM


Safe Sex
Be Safe.....

Sleep with a Nurse.
Sleep with a Cop.
We got any cops or nurses here??

Wanna fuck?
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2009 10:40AM


The New Store

A new supermarket opened in Colorado
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh r...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:00PM


Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

.......... ............... .............. ................ ...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM


Longest Scammer Letter EVER!!!!!
Think she knows I'm not a dude? She sent this to me 2x's!

I guess u can read this...LOL.well will like to tell u more about me
...I am a 30 yr old, female. 5'6, 120lbs with model looks,...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:52AM


Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I wan...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM


WARNING-Straddlesque Joke, May Be Disturbing!!!!
Alright, I warned you guys........

Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

The bartender comes over and ask them what they want to drink
1st Vampire: Give me a shot of blood
2nd Vampir...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2009 9:35AM


I just want BANG BANG BANG!!!!
Hey guys....if "Wanna fuck?" isn't working for you about....

I don't want relationship. I just want BANG BANG BANG!!!!

13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2009 10:26AM


Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"

He replies "Yeah, dad!"

11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM


In Honor Of Stupid
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, a...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2009 9:41AM


We were so poor.....(Joke 4 Bruce)
An older gentleman that I used to work with always told the best jokes. Bruce, this is for you.

He said when he was little he was poor and was only allowed to have one gift for his birthday....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 6:06PM


Your Theme Song
Funny..... .If you have ever watched family guy, there is an episode where Peter wishes for a th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 12, 2009 9:26PM


Apples & Wine/Women & Men
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometim...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2009 7:40PM


the worst sex you've ever had
ok we've all had bad sex so just how bad was it ? guys did she use your dick like a stick shift or a sink plunger ? ladies was he so bad he couldn't find your clitoris with the aid of a map and compas...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2009 6:06AM

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