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Sunshine79

Wanna Fucks Accepted.....(See Below)
Wanna fuck messages will be accepted by any Military Personnel!

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8 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 25, 2009 10:45PM

Sunshine79

Never Satisfied!
No woman will ever be satisfied.......

Because no man will ever have a chocolate
penis that ejaculates money!!

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19 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 23, 2009 9:40AM

Sunshine79

9:30 PM & Banned Already!!
Wow, it's only 9:30pm & I've reached my daily limit of sending mail.
I guess all the letters about winks went fast.....

Until tomorrow I guess......2 & 1/2 hours til Hump Day...Anyone wanna fuck?...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2009 9:34PM

Sunshine79

Hahahahaha!! I Just Went On A Winking Spree!!!
You all know how I hate winks. Well, they aren't like greenies, they don't run out. So, I just went on a huge winking spree & winked at everyone I could think of!!

So, HaHa! Take that!! ...More...
35 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 19, 2009 11:56AM

Sunshine79

Sexy Friday Stuff For You!
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
That it's hard to type,
With a hand stuck down in your pants.

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6 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 7:36PM

Sunshine79

Stockings??
Since I can't post to the blog......Here's your answer dude!!!

Maybe because it's too damn hot out to wear stockings!!

Maybe because they are too damn itchy to wear

Maybe because they are ...More...
15 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 12:11PM

onehornytoad69

Strange Jobs
I am currently Looking for a Job....as Most all here Know!!!
I am waiting on a Co. in NC. to call..any day now!!! (they were suppose to get back with me last week...But Still haven't... ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 6:42AM

Sunshine79

8 Inches Of Sexy!
This useful tool,commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.It boasts a ...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 12:14AM

Sunshine79

Ummm.......
Let's say I was at a bar and I met this super hot dude and we get to talkin' & I notice he has a hard-on. Would that be considered as "A pocket full of Sunshine?"

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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 14, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

Dear Penis...........
A wonderful friend of mine here thought this was funny & wanted to share, but was having computer issues.

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11 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2009 8:10PM

Sunshine79

Hahahahahahah!
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I lost my virginity.........

but...........
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14 comments | 8 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 9:06PM

Sunshine79

Essay Rant (Funny)
I just went off on this guy for writing me and not reading my essay. He apologized and said he didn't read my essay because after just looking at my profile, he got excited. I don't blame him. I can s...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 2:04PM

Sunshine79

Arrrrrgggghhh!!!! (RANT!!)
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view!!

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9 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 12:33PM

Sunshine79

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (LMAO!)
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says '...More...
10 comments | 7 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 9:37PM

Sunshine79

It's gettin' HOT in here!!
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 12:25PM

Sunshine79

What's In Your Box??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 11:24AM

Sunshine79

Just Do It Like Dogs Do!
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 10, 2009 7:31PM

dmbchick420

Real absence excuses
Stumbled upon these looking for some Mother's Day poems...thought they were funny...

These are real absence excuses sent to school from the parents of kids at the Wells Branch School Distric...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2009 10:20AM

Sunshine79

Women Funnies!
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
-Kathy Lette

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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least fiv...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 8:57PM

dmbchick420

Name
OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a"

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in LivingstonParish, LA. Her mo...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 1:45PM

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