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Sunshine79

What's In Your Box??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 11:24AM

Sunshine79

Just Do It Like Dogs Do!
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 10, 2009 7:31PM

dmbchick420

Real absence excuses
Stumbled upon these looking for some Mother's Day poems...thought they were funny...

These are real absence excuses sent to school from the parents of kids at the Wells Branch School Distric...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 8, 2009 10:20AM

Sunshine79

Women Funnies!
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
-Kathy Lette

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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least fiv...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 8:57PM

dmbchick420

Name
OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a"

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in LivingstonParish, LA. Her mo...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 1:45PM

dmbchick420

Motivational Posters
I know there are tons of these floating around the net, but these ones are new to me and I thought they were fuckin funny....so I'm sharin with ya'll

[url= http://img.photobucket.com/albums/...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 10:09AM

Sunshine79

Very Straddlesque....You've Been Warned!
I was at Big Boy's eating lunch today. I ordered a "Slim Jim" sammich and fries.
I noticed when my friends burger came, there was a side of mayo in a little cup. I asked if I could have it to dip my ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 5, 2009 6:06PM

sugarnspice005

Fascinate
A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's Farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 4, 2009 9:01PM

dmbchick420

Insurance Claims
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as possible.

1. The guy was all over the road. I...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 4, 2009 10:14AM

Sunshine79

What?? You Guys Are All Intimidated By My Giant Cock??
Seriously now, I waited almost a week for my photo to be approved. And it's now been up for 5 days and no one has dared to leave a comment yet.

I'm not really a comment whore, but damn. Are...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 2, 2009 10:21AM

Sunshine79

What Color Are Your Nipples??
A friend of mine who is color blind, some how knew my nipples were pink. Ok, maybe I showed him. And he nicknamed me Blondie. (Also because I'm somewhat ditzy). Years later, I find out he nicknamed be...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 1, 2009 9:05PM

Sunshine79

Scented People??
I did a blog about flavored private parts. Now, I want to know, what if people were scented!

Like maybe re...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 1, 2009 12:26PM

Sunshine79

Stale, I know....but fuckin' funny!!
A friend here sent me an email and this was part of it and it made me laugh out loud. Hope it makes you guys laugh too!!!

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12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2009 5:03PM

1bunny629

That Monkey...I am just glad I didn't let him help me make a cake!
Bruce walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,

the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,

then grabs ...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2009 10:30PM

dmbchick420

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple m...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2009 9:28AM

Sunshine79

I've Got A Fever.......
And the only prescription is more cowbell!!!

Hope You All Enjoy!

Anybody Wanna Fuck?
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 3:16PM

Sunshine79

A Fluorescent Puppy?!?
Scientists have managed to create a puppy that is fluorescent. She's the cutest little thing if you ask me.

Take a look at the [URL=http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-puppy/445317?icid=main|main|...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2009 5:31PM

Sunshine79

Good Saturday Giggles
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you” - Ogden Nash quote

“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and count...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 25, 2009 9:28AM

Blueyesprkln

Here's the rest of the initials from my blog.
Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you guys, but life got in the way of things today. What can I say, sorry.

O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 11:02PM

Sunshine79

Irrelevant Things On A Friday
#1 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

#2 Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

#3 There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar

#4 There are more chickens than people in the...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 1:01PM

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