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Sunshine79

Random....Middle Of The Night.....
Text Messages........

(709): just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2009 9:15PM

Sunshine79

There She Blows!
Wow, this is something else.....

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Lotta moaning going on!!

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8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2009 7:39PM

Sunshine79

Quotes I Can Live By
By Mae West

12. "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

11. "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."

10. "A hard man is good to find."

9. "Good sex is like...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 29, 2009 9:38AM

Sunshine79

Can I Get An AMEN!!!
Repost or not, I love this joke!! Enjoy!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there wer...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 27, 2009 5:37PM

Sunshine79

Along The Beach LOL!
A funny from an AMD friend here....lol Enjoy!

A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at
the beach almost every day. She...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 27, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

Wanna Fucks Accepted.....(See Below)
Wanna fuck messages will be accepted by any Military Personnel!

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Alright........ ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 25, 2009 10:45PM

Sunshine79

Never Satisfied!
No woman will ever be satisfied.......

Because no man will ever have a chocolate
penis that ejaculates money!!

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19 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 23, 2009 9:40AM

Sunshine79

9:30 PM & Banned Already!!
Wow, it's only 9:30pm & I've reached my daily limit of sending mail.
I guess all the letters about winks went fast.....

Until tomorrow I guess......2 & 1/2 hours til Hump Day...Anyone wanna fuck?...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2009 9:34PM

Sunshine79

Hahahahaha!! I Just Went On A Winking Spree!!!
You all know how I hate winks. Well, they aren't like greenies, they don't run out. So, I just went on a huge winking spree & winked at everyone I could think of!!

So, HaHa! Take that!! ...More...
35 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 19, 2009 11:56AM

Sunshine79

Sexy Friday Stuff For You!
On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
That it's hard to type,
With a hand stuck down in your pants.

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6 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 7:36PM

Sunshine79

Stockings??
Since I can't post to the blog......Here's your answer dude!!!

Maybe because it's too damn hot out to wear stockings!!

Maybe because they are too damn itchy to wear

Maybe because they are ...More...
15 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 12:11PM

onehornytoad69

Strange Jobs
I am currently Looking for a Job....as Most all here Know!!!
I am waiting on a Co. in NC. to call..any day now!!! (they were suppose to get back with me last week...But Still haven't... ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 6:42AM

Sunshine79

8 Inches Of Sexy!
This useful tool,commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.It boasts a ...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 12:14AM

Sunshine79

Ummm.......
Let's say I was at a bar and I met this super hot dude and we get to talkin' & I notice he has a hard-on. Would that be considered as "A pocket full of Sunshine?"

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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 14, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

Dear Penis...........
A wonderful friend of mine here thought this was funny & wanted to share, but was having computer issues.

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11 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2009 8:10PM

Sunshine79

Hahahahahahah!
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I lost my virginity.........

but...........
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14 comments | 8 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 9:06PM

Sunshine79

Essay Rant (Funny)
I just went off on this guy for writing me and not reading my essay. He apologized and said he didn't read my essay because after just looking at my profile, he got excited. I don't blame him. I can s...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 2:04PM

Sunshine79

Arrrrrgggghhh!!!! (RANT!!)
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view!!

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9 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 12, 2009 12:33PM

Sunshine79

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (LMAO!)
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says '...More...
10 comments | 7 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 9:37PM

Sunshine79

It's gettin' HOT in here!!
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 12:25PM

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