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Sunshine79

Missing Bi-sexual
I got a funny for you.....lol

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If a bisexual goes missing.............

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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 2, 2009 9:01AM

Sunshine79

You Got WHAT? Stuck WHERE??
Man gets penis stuck in pool filter.

The Legend:

So you're swimming around the pool and you pass by the humming filter, sucking debris out of the water. "Hey, watch out!" yells one...More...
28 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2009 7:25PM

Sunshine79

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A contestant named Sally, had reached the final plateau, on the TV show 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered in...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2009 9:49AM

Sunshine79

We Found Chewbacca!!
What's in your nightstand?? I know if my nightstand talked, it would probably
vibrate, lol

What would your nightstand say?

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 30, 2009 10:56AM

dmbchick420

The Stupidity Test
Can you pass this test? I think there are a couple people here that can't.....

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or Fa...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 29, 2009 2:04PM

Sunshine79

For All You Horny Fuckers Out There......
Yeah, I know a bunch of you are horny.....It's Sexy Saturday too!!

I know you all want to touch & play with yourselves!!

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18 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 27, 2009 10:53AM

Sunshine79

OMG, How Could You Not Laugh?
Ok, thought this would give everyone a well deserved laugh.......



Hope you can stomach the humor, t...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 26, 2009 9:12PM

dmbchick420

Condom Slogans
OMG...it's a repost...the horror!!! Yes, it's been posted before....I searched it, but it hasn't been posted in almost 2 years and I'm posting it (and this one is a lot bigger list). So there ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 26, 2009 1:36PM

Sunshine79

All Of You Will Love This Blog!!!
Why? Because it's my 1,000th blog!!!! Why else??
Because you could all use a little Sunshine!!

I say let's get this party started, drinks all around!!

Let th...More...
29 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2009 4:08PM

dmbchick420

What women would do if they had a penis for a day....
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men ...More...
19 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jun 24, 2009 9:49AM

Sunshine79

A Different Way Of Looking At Things
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 23, 2009 2:59PM

dmbchick420

Air sex takes the US stage
They were talking about this on the radio this morning and all I could picture were people "fake humping"

‘Air sex...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2009 10:56AM

dmbchick420

Funny, smartass sayings for when you're stressed...
If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...

My favorites are in bold...

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 12, 2009 9:56AM

sugarnspice005

Condoms do work
I'm going to have to ask my sister one of these days where she finds these..some of them are cute!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
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5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 11, 2009 7:29PM

Sunshine79

New Scam??
This isn't a joke....Seriously.

My Mom & Dad were out and about on a Saturday shopping around.
Well, they had passed an empty car on the side of the road. Shortly
after, they see this man...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 11, 2009 5:45PM

sugarnspice005

Da Bull
I got this in an email from my sister today.

The Blonde Sister

Two sisters , one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in fina...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2009 9:05PM

Sunshine79

The Angry Meatball
Ok, last nite I went to Subway for dinner. I brought home 3 subs. One for each me & my man & the 3rd to split later. The 3rd was a Toasted Meatball sub. Now, normally I don't order them. So, I asked t...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2009 9:15AM

Sunshine79

Much Talk Behind A Computer.......
Because in real life, if it were in person- He'd get knocked the fuck out!
Because in real life, he has nothing better to do.......
Because in real life, no one pays attention to you......

I gues...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 8, 2009 4:08PM

Sunshine79

Fuck All This Shit.....
I'm horny as hell......

Anybody Wanna Fuck??

Happy Sunday Folks!!!
(Generic Post, I know!)


16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 7, 2009 10:58AM

onehornytoad69

IBS.....and Gas.........!
I B S
If you are over 30 years Old... you Have this or know someone that does!!!(If they will admit to it!)
What a Pain...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 4, 2009 7:41AM

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