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sugarnspice005

An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM

sugarnspice005

Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

sugarnspice005

I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM

Sunshine79

He Said...She Said......
He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
He: "Is this seat empty?"
She: ...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 21, 2009 1:05PM

sugarnspice005

At the risk of being stale or lame
I ran across these and thought they were cute. Hope you enjoy.



The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry V...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2009 9:32PM

Sunshine79

Type Of Farters (For Bruce)
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VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE...More...
18 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2009 7:15PM

Sunshine79

Good Advice From A Woman
One of these women has good advice - you choose!
(Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine)

Kitchen Wisdom

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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 14, 2009 1:45PM

Sunshine79

Ummm....Hey Bruce....Rich......Psst!
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GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 14, 2009 8:10AM

cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

sugarnspice005

Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM

Sunshine79

Oldie, But Goodie-Zebra
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white st...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 9:47AM

Sunshine79

Happy Fuckin' Friday!!
Yes, you know what's going to happen in this blog!! Be prepared!

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Anybody wanna fuck??

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 28, 2009 9:43AM

StraddleMyNose

What TWO comics do you love, and two that you hate the most?
Okay, name just TWO comic strips you love the most of any others. What's the two worst comic strips you hate the most and should be discontinued if you had your way? The comic strips that I would hav...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2009 6:10AM

JingleBallRock

Random Thoughts...
Got these in email today....had me rolling.....just had to share.

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2009 4:41PM

Sunshine79

Mermaids Vs. Whales (For The Ladies)
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"

A m...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2009 11:09AM

Sunshine79

3 Words That Best Describe.........
Name 3 words that best describe you in bed!

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Ok, I would have to say my 3 words would be....More...
29 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 19, 2009 1:20PM

Sunshine79

Just Because.....
Yeah, I'm in that mood......

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Uh, huh....you know what's coming next!!

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12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 19, 2009 12:07AM

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