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Sunshine79

Most Annoying Word
What is the most annoying, overused word you can think of??

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I was re...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 9:07AM

BlueEyes708

Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM

Sunshine79

Monday Fill In The Blank Fun
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Here's 3 more fill in the blank sentences, enjoy!

1. After sex, I ____...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2009 10:08AM

BlueEyes708

Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM

Sunshine79

Ass..
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A piece of ass is like a used car.......You know someone else had it before yo...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2009 3:54PM

Sunshine79

Fill In The Blank......
Ready for some fun?

Ok, here is goes....you guys fill in the blank!

3 sentences for you all to have fun with & finish!

1. Dildos should be __________

2. Sex would be better ...More...
33 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2009 10:22AM

Sunshine79

Sipping Vodka, LMAO!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor h ow he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pu...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 2:47PM

Sunshine79

Cynical Meanings....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 11:59AM

dmbchick420

One-liner jokes
I found these while looking for my joke to submit for the contest. I thought they were funny and wanted to share (I thought about submitting one of these, but I'd rather go with a joke that isn't a o...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 30, 2009 10:57AM

Sunshine79

ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz...........
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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys i...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 9:28AM

BlueEyes708

Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM

Sunshine79

Stooper Short (Shot @ Fresh Joke #2)
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man, but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him: his height, or rather, his lack of it. He was very short and...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2009 4:37PM

dmbchick420

Ways To Annoy People: Part 2
I stumbed upon this and found it funny (well okay not all of them but a lot of them are funny), so here they are:

Here are some ways to really annoy people big time...

Sing the Batman the...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2009 2:15PM

Sunshine79

Horoscopes??
So, I'm sure all of you at some point or another have read your horoscope, whether it be in the paper or online. Some of you may read it daily & swear by it. Others may just read it for fun. Some may ...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2009 1:20PM

sugarnspice005

Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM

Sunshine79

Here Piggy, Piggy!!
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Both boars (males) and sows (females) have two rows of nipples. The females ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 7:59PM

Sunshine79

And This Little Piggy.........
Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky Bacon.

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Q: What do you call a pig who has been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A Road Hog. ...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:28PM

dmbchick420

Pig!
Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM

Sunshine79

*Oink*
Are most pigs men?

(Just a counter blog, thought it was funny)

Any...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 12:03PM

Sunshine79

Very Strange......
You ever click the button that says "Who's Online?"
Well, I always click in my area, see who's around, what's new.....
I log in just now and there are 12 new people. And the moderator...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 8:50PM

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