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BlueEyes708
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Why I had to change Hotels
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
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posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM
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sugarnspice005
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Try this again
Only this time I will put in the article. 
Somali pirates attack French military flagship
AFP
Somali pirates attack French military flagship AFP/File – The French navy logis...More...
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posted Oct 8, 2009 10:35AM
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Sunshine79
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Most Annoying Word
What is the most annoying, overused word you can think of??
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I was re...More...
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posted Oct 8, 2009 9:07AM
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BlueEyes708
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Golf Panties
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
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posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM
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BlueEyes708
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Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM
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Sunshine79
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Ass..
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A piece of ass is like a used car.......You know someone else had it before yo...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 3:54PM
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Sunshine79
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Fill In The Blank......
Ready for some fun?
Ok, here is goes....you guys fill in the blank!
3 sentences for you all to have fun with & finish!
1. Dildos should be __________
2. Sex would be better ...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 10:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Sipping Vodka, LMAO!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor h ow he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pu...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 2:47PM
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Sunshine79
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Cynical Meanings....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 11:59AM
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dmbchick420
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One-liner jokes
I found these while looking for my joke to submit for the contest. I thought they were funny and wanted to share (I thought about submitting one of these, but I'd rather go with a joke that isn't a o...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 10:57AM
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BlueEyes708
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Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.
A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM
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dmbchick420
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Ways To Annoy People: Part 2
I stumbed upon this and found it funny (well okay not all of them but a lot of them are funny), so here they are:
Here are some ways to really annoy people big time...
Sing the Batman the...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2009 2:15PM
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Sunshine79
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Horoscopes??
So, I'm sure all of you at some point or another have read your horoscope, whether it be in the paper or online. Some of you may read it daily & swear by it. Others may just read it for fun. Some may ...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2009 1:20PM
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sugarnspice005
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Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
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posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM
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