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sugarnspice005

Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM

Sunshine79

Here Piggy, Piggy!!
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Both boars (males) and sows (females) have two rows of nipples. The females ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 7:59PM

Sunshine79

And This Little Piggy.........
Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
A: Streaky Bacon.

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Q: What do you call a pig who has been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A Road Hog. ...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:28PM

dmbchick420

Pig!
Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM

Sunshine79

*Oink*
Are most pigs men?

(Just a counter blog, thought it was funny)

Any...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 12:03PM

Sunshine79

Very Strange......
You ever click the button that says "Who's Online?"
Well, I always click in my area, see who's around, what's new.....
I log in just now and there are 12 new people. And the moderator...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 8:50PM

sugarnspice005

An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM

sugarnspice005

Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

sugarnspice005

I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM

Sunshine79

He Said...She Said......
He: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
She: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
He: "Is this seat empty?"
She: ...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 21, 2009 1:05PM

sugarnspice005

At the risk of being stale or lame
I ran across these and thought they were cute. Hope you enjoy.



The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry V...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2009 9:32PM

Sunshine79

Type Of Farters (For Bruce)
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VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE...More...
18 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2009 7:15PM

Sunshine79

Good Advice From A Woman
One of these women has good advice - you choose!
(Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine)

Kitchen Wisdom

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13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 14, 2009 1:45PM

Sunshine79

Ummm....Hey Bruce....Rich......Psst!
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GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 14, 2009 8:10AM

cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

sugarnspice005

Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM

Sunshine79

Oldie, But Goodie-Zebra
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white st...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 9:47AM

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