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Sunshine79
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867-5309 *UpDated*
Yeah.....I found the video and I'm listening and it's cracking me up..........
Poor kid.....what's your aea code.....LMAO!!!!
***Update***
This kid just wrote me back this morning. After he ob...More...
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posted Nov 3, 2009 10:12PM
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Sunshine79
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If Bruce Had A Wife.......
An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points." A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts...More...
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posted Nov 3, 2009 5:41PM
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Sunshine79
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Men Vs. Women
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. 
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and ...More...
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posted Nov 3, 2009 8:58AM
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dmbchick420
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Octomom jokes
Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.
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It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "Th...More...
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posted Oct 30, 2009 10:05AM
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Sunshine79
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Perfect Wife???
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
She sat by him.
H...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2009 8:51PM
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Sunshine79
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Gotta Love Blondes!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away…Florida or the moon?’
The other blonde turns and says ‘Hellooo...More...
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posted Oct 26, 2009 11:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Wife For Sale!
Wife for sale, should have a lot of miles on her cuz she’s never worked, sits around mostly and complains.
Perhaps you could use her in a management position to tell others what their doing wrong a...More...
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posted Oct 24, 2009 9:01AM
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Sunshine79
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Nasty, Evil, Satanic Sex!!
best of craigslist > santa barbara >
Satanic Sexual Ritual
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM PDT
Looking for a woman with evil appetites.
We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual enc...More...
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posted Oct 23, 2009 8:19PM
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Sunshine79
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Shit......
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the...More...
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posted Oct 22, 2009 11:17AM
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dmbchick420
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Black Halloween Costumes
NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the s...More...
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10 comments |
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posted Oct 21, 2009 11:29AM
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