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Truths About Life.......
Learned by young children............

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 1:37PM


Visiting Australia
These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor. ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 10:35AM


Memories & Money!
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 27, 2009 7:22AM


Little Johnny Is A Smartass!
The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 3:26PM


A Pair Of Assholes
Does this remind you of any trolls here??
This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone yo...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 11:43AM


Midgets & Pancake Mix
reading craigslist > personals > missed connections

At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to:
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2009 3:36PM


The Ranch Hand
Yes, my little "tantrum" from earlier is done. Now it's back to what Pervia is all about....FUN

A successful rancher died a...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2009 9:46PM


Wowza, This Made Me Smile!!!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit. Made me laugh out loud. I watched it twice too!!

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 24, 2009 8:19AM


Shorty But Goody!
What’s better than roses on your piano?

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16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2009 1:19PM


That would be fine with me
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appe...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 22, 2009 8:23PM


Ordering pizza in the future
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut."

Customer: "Yes, hello, may I please order.."

Operator : "I must have your multi purpose card number first, Sir"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2009 8:13PM


Other Ways To Use the Thanksgiving Turkey

As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.

As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 21, 2009 6:42PM


Only On Thanksgiving!
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants,...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 21, 2009 5:02PM


Used Cars.....LOL
A patrolman was making his evening rounds in this small town. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitti...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 21, 2009 8:05AM


The Patch
A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.

The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … d...More...
18 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 2:05PM


Sex Or Golf?
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, m...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 1:16PM


Here's an oldie
With Thanksgiving coming up and everyone getting ready for those huge dinners, we all know there is the probability of some weight gain. Here is a solution to getting rid of those extra pounds...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 12:57PM


You can thank Sunshine for this
Ok, I was going through some ads on Craigslist (this is why I say thank Sunshine for this. ) and ran across this ad:

i have a 7mm thick glass on glass tobacco water bong for sale. It'...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 19, 2009 6:08PM


Man, Sheep and Sheep Dog
Okay, I'm sorry, but if you don't think this joke is funny, you need to check yourself for a pulse......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a shee...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 3:19PM


Trip To The Zoo!
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked throug...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 12:12PM

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