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sugarnspice005

Don't you just love the honesty of kids?
I got this in an email. If you've seen it before, I hope you enjoy it again.

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The tea...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 4, 2009 10:52AM

Sunshine79

867-5309 *UpDated*
Yeah.....I found the video and I'm listening and it's cracking me up..........

Poor kid.....what's your aea code.....LMAO!!!!

***Update***
This kid just wrote me back this morning. After he ob...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 3, 2009 10:12PM

Sunshine79

If Bruce Had A Wife.......
An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points." A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 3, 2009 5:41PM

Sunshine79

Men Vs. Women
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and ...More...
15 comments | 8 kudos | posted Nov 3, 2009 8:58AM

Sunshine79

Accidents Happen, Right??
This morning on the way to drop my daughter off to school, I rear-ended a car at the stop light. My bad, I wasn’t really paying attention.

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17 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 2, 2009 9:43AM

dmbchick420

Octomom jokes
Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.

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It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "Th...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2009 10:05AM

Sunshine79

Rawr......Grrrr....Mmmmm....
I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for m...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 29, 2009 11:00PM

Sunshine79

Perfect Wife???
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

She sat by him.

H...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2009 8:51PM

Sunshine79

Wink Spree
Sorry, I just had to do it!!

Love you all!!

Anybody wanna fuck???
19 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 2:00PM

Sunshine79

Shortest Books Ever Written, LOL
The World Guide to Good American Beer

The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro T. Agnew

Wars Won by America this Century

Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages

Safe Places to Travel in the USA

Bill ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 10:57AM

Sunshine79

Gotta Love Blondes!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away…Florida or the moon?’

The other blonde turns and says ‘Hellooo...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 26, 2009 11:22AM

Sunshine79

Wife For Sale!
Wife for sale, should have a lot of miles on her cuz she’s never worked, sits around mostly and complains.

Perhaps you could use her in a management position to tell others what their doing wrong a...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2009 9:01AM

Sunshine79

Nasty, Evil, Satanic Sex!!
best of craigslist > santa barbara >

Satanic Sexual Ritual
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM PDT

Looking for a woman with evil appetites.

We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual enc...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 23, 2009 8:19PM

Sunshine79

Shit......
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 22, 2009 11:17AM

Sunshine79

Tits, Knockers, Boobs.......
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Oh, I wish I’d looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys ...More...
18 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 2:45PM

dmbchick420

Black Halloween Costumes
NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 11:29AM

Sunshine79

Good, Better, BEST!!
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GOOD
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 10:06AM

1bunny629

Fuck Me Silly...
or scramble me up and sit along side me next to a bunch of donkey shit!...Are you fucking kidding me?! I am so god damned tired of fucking doing what I have to do and then when it comes time to do wha...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 3:35AM

Sunshine79

Does Religion Matter When You Have A Latex Girlfriend?
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.

“Would you like male or female?” asks the assistant.

“Female, please.”

“Would you like Black, or White?”

“Black, pleas...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2009 6:56PM

Sunshine79

If God Texted The 10 Commandments
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt ...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 20, 2009 9:06AM

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