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Sunshine79

Reindeer At Bunny's Bar
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the d...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2009 8:04AM

Sunshine79

Unavoidable Laws of Life...
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When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2009 10:56AM

Sunshine79

A Banana & A Vibrator......
A banana & a vibrator were sitting on the bedside table. When the banana looks over at the vibrator and says.......
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14 comments | 7 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2009 8:10AM

Sunshine79

What's The Difference......
What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa??

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15 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2009 7:50PM

Sunshine79

Necessary Information For The 40 & Older Crowd
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a ga...More...
24 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2009 8:56AM

Sunshine79

Contact Lens
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. A...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2009 8:31AM

Sunshine79

Pill For Curly Hair???
If you have straight hair, would you take a pill that made it curly??

If you have curly hair, would you take a pill that made it straight??

According to the Daily Mail, sc...More...
26 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2009 8:32AM

Sunshine79

Performance Review Terms
EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.

CONSCIENTIOUS:
Scared.

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nit picker.

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
Is tall or has a loud voice.

EXCEPTIONALL...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2009 3:16PM

Sunshine79

Pig Toes
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.

When sh...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2009 9:22AM

Sunshine79

Wink Spree!!!!
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Someone went on a WINK & FRIEND REQUEST Spree!!!

And it wasn't ME!! ...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2009 9:56AM

BlueEyes708

Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM

Sunshine79

A Man & His Ass
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 10:22AM

Sunshine79

MMMmmm....Chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vege...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 8:53PM

Sunshine79

Hysterical Definitions!!
Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The ac...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 2:17PM

dmbchick420

Just thinking out loud....
I'm amused that a certain member on here watches everything I say in comments and what I blog and then makes jokes about it. I rarely blog about serious topics and that is my choosing. I rarely comm...More...
28 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 9:57AM

sugarnspice005

The Funny Side of Childhood
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 5:52PM

Sunshine79

Age Is A Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 3:25PM

Sunshine79

Words Of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
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9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 10:37AM

Sunshine79

Accurate Weather Forecast
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 8:58AM

sugarnspice005

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2009 8:32PM

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