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Sunshine79
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Christmas'd Out Yet?
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebra...More...
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posted Dec 20, 2009 9:00AM
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Sunshine79
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Neighborhood BBQ!
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. 
Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at...More...
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posted Dec 19, 2009 6:26PM
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Sunshine79
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Contact Lens
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. A...More...
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posted Dec 10, 2009 8:31AM
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Sunshine79
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Pill For Curly Hair???
If you have straight hair, would you take a pill that made it curly?? 
If you have curly hair, would you take a pill that made it straight?? 
According to the Daily Mail, sc...More...
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posted Dec 9, 2009 8:32AM
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Sunshine79
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Performance Review Terms
EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.
CONSCIENTIOUS:
Scared.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nit picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
Is tall or has a loud voice.
EXCEPTIONALL...More...
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posted Dec 8, 2009 3:16PM
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Sunshine79
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Pig Toes
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.
When sh...More...
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posted Dec 6, 2009 9:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Wink Spree!!!!
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Someone went on a WINK & FRIEND REQUEST Spree!!!
And it wasn't ME!! 
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posted Dec 4, 2009 9:56AM
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BlueEyes708
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Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM
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Sunshine79
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A Man & His Ass
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. ...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2009 10:22AM
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Sunshine79
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MMMmmm....Chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vege...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 8:53PM
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Sunshine79
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Hysterical Definitions!!
Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The ac...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 2:17PM
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dmbchick420
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Just thinking out loud....
I'm amused that a certain member on here watches everything I say in comments and what I blog and then makes jokes about it. I rarely blog about serious topics and that is my choosing. I rarely comm...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 9:57AM
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