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Sunshine79

DER GOVERNATER
Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

SICK DAYS

Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 11:03PM

Sunshine79

Miracle Dog!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 9:25AM

Sunshine79

Lousy Blind Date
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2009 8:16AM

Sunshine79

What's His Name?
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 8:12AM

Sunshine79

Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2009 11:16PM

Sunshine79

Bah Humbug To All!
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 25, 2009 11:48AM

Sunshine79

Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM

Sunshine79

XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM

Sunshine79

Florida Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:28AM

Sunshine79

Top 15 Reindeer Games!
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 7:28PM

Sunshine79

*Press Release* Christmas Downsizing
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for
better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy
measures are to take place in the “Twelve Day...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 9:19PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking;...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 8:52AM

BlueEyes708

A West Virginia Christmas Story
An Oldie but still funny
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hollers,
It was colder than crap, I think I needs me a swaller.
The sweat socks were hung over the woodstove with na...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 21, 2009 12:03PM

Sunshine79

Christmas Bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 10:16AM

Sunshine79

Christmas'd Out Yet?
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 9:00AM

Sunshine79

Home Economics For Men
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1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

2. Introduct...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2009 6:46PM

Sunshine79

Neighborhood BBQ!
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 19, 2009 6:26PM

Sunshine79

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
(A repost, but appropriate for the season & may apply to some members here, lol)
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Ch...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 18, 2009 2:32PM

Sunshine79

'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2009 10:16AM

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