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Sunshine79

Sex Or Golf?
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, m...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 1:16PM

sugarnspice005

Here's an oldie
With Thanksgiving coming up and everyone getting ready for those huge dinners, we all know there is the probability of some weight gain. Here is a solution to getting rid of those extra pounds...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 12:57PM

sugarnspice005

You can thank Sunshine for this
Ok, I was going through some ads on Craigslist (this is why I say thank Sunshine for this. ) and ran across this ad:

i have a 7mm thick glass on glass tobacco water bong for sale. It'...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 19, 2009 6:08PM

dmbchick420

Man, Sheep and Sheep Dog
Okay, I'm sorry, but if you don't think this joke is funny, you need to check yourself for a pulse......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a shee...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 3:19PM

Sunshine79

Trip To The Zoo!
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked throug...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 12:12PM

dmbchick420

I slept with your mother
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 11:57AM

Sunshine79

And The Moral Of The Story.......
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The spe...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 10:05AM

Sunshine79

Best Of Craigslist
best of craigslist > seattle-tacoma >
Originally Posted: Wed, 16 Jul 14:27 PDT

Autographed copy of the Bible – $1,000,000,000 OBO
Date: 2009-11-16, 2:27PM PDT

I have a near-mint copy of...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 9:53AM

sugarnspice005

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was o...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2009 8:25PM

sugarnspice005

Customer Satisfaction
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I've used it all of my married life,
as my mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my forties I find it even bet...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2009 6:18PM

Sunshine79

Dear Scammer.......
Dear Scammer,

I owe you a few apologies:

• I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real.

• I am sorry you...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 17, 2009 9:03AM

surv6969

Random Thoughts

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2009 8:28AM

sugarnspice005

The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist, and

the fourth man was a Governme...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 15, 2009 8:43PM

Sunshine79

Silly WiFi Network Names
Don't taze me bro

Homer

Hannah Montana

u can't c me

WormVirusR

OMGWTFBBQ

International Terrorist Network

Global Thermonuclear...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 10, 2009 9:23AM

Sunshine79

Inner Peace
........ ......... ........ ........ ......... ........ ........... .

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 9, 2009 4:44PM

Sunshine79

GO COWBOYS!!! GO COWBOYS! GO COWBOYS!
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 9, 2009 7:02AM

Sunshine79

Fact Or Fiction?
* The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.

* Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.

* Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.

* Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfath...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 7, 2009 7:24PM

BlueEyes708

Unusual Laws
My apologies if this has been posted recently, I have been around here much lately.

I hope you get a Saturday Morning laugh

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 7, 2009 12:05PM

Sunshine79

Another Fine Day At AMD......
Same circus, Different clowns......That's just how it is I guess.

............ ............. .............. ............... ............ ..........

I'm rea...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 6, 2009 11:33AM

Sunshine79

Is There Such Thing As A Skinny Minute?
If you all remember, someone made a remark today using the reference "a skinny minute" I asked:

Is there such thing as a skinny minute? Is there a difference between a skinny minute and a fa...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 5, 2009 3:53PM

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