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The Funny Side of Childhood
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 5:52PM


Age Is A Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 3:25PM


Words Of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 10:37AM


Accurate Weather Forecast
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 8:58AM


A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2009 8:32PM


Truths About Life.......
Learned by young children............

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 1:37PM


Visiting Australia
These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor. ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 10:35AM


Memories & Money!
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 27, 2009 7:22AM


Little Johnny Is A Smartass!
The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 3:26PM


A Pair Of Assholes
Does this remind you of any trolls here??
This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone yo...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 11:43AM


Midgets & Pancake Mix
reading craigslist > personals > missed connections

At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to:
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2009 3:36PM


The Ranch Hand
Yes, my little "tantrum" from earlier is done. Now it's back to what Pervia is all about....FUN

A successful rancher died a...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2009 9:46PM


Wowza, This Made Me Smile!!!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit. Made me laugh out loud. I watched it twice too!!

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 24, 2009 8:19AM


Shorty But Goody!
What’s better than roses on your piano?

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16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2009 1:19PM


That would be fine with me
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appe...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 22, 2009 8:23PM


Ordering pizza in the future
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut."

Customer: "Yes, hello, may I please order.."

Operator : "I must have your multi purpose card number first, Sir"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2009 8:13PM


Other Ways To Use the Thanksgiving Turkey

As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.

As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 21, 2009 6:42PM


Only On Thanksgiving!
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants,...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 21, 2009 5:02PM


Used Cars.....LOL
A patrolman was making his evening rounds in this small town. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitti...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 21, 2009 8:05AM


The Patch
A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.

The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … d...More...
18 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2009 2:05PM

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