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Sunshine79

Last Words.....
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I'll get a world record for this.

It's fireproof.

He's p...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 12, 2010 12:28AM

Sunshine79

For All The New Yorkers!
You Know You're From New York When...

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats avail...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 11, 2010 8:45AM

Sunshine79

U Know A 404?
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadli...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2010 9:44AM

sugarnspice005

This was cute.
Just got this in an email from a good friend of mine, and "Ewe"rs.



A challenged senior . . .I thought about the 36 year business I ran with 1, 800 employees, all without a Black...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 7:08PM

Sunshine79

School Papers
A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the clima...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 10:02AM

onehornytoad69

This really grossed me out!!!
Guys..What would you do if this happened to you?
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 6:19AM

Sunshine79

What's A 710 Knob??
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred...More...
17 comments | 15 kudos | posted Jan 8, 2010 12:18PM

Sunshine79

Perfect AMD Breakfast
Seems people here had a riot last nite. I feel like I woke up with a bad hangover and the ground....I mean blogs are still swirling around. I need to get rid of this.....I'm starving.
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26 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 8, 2010 8:35AM

Sunshine79

No Pets Allowed!
There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 7, 2010 12:36PM

Sunshine79

Such Dirty, Dirty Minds!
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man a...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2010 5:45PM

Sunshine79

Short Of A Story
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it,...More...
13 comments | 10 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2010 1:48PM

Sunshine79

Analogies & Metaphors
These came from the annual "Dark and Stormy Night" competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gen...More...
9 comments | 13 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2010 8:33AM

Sunshine79

Difficult Sayings When Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
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12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 6:37PM

Sunshine79

GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS!!!
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS,
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 9:46AM

Sunshine79

Hello theres a billion porn sites out there go jerk off of free
Amen! Glad a person of the opposite gender stated that. (Blog Below Me)

So.....please stop asking me for my pictures guys!! You have the entire internet at your fingertips. And just because I...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 6:03PM

Sunshine79

Repost, But It Makes Me Laugh Every Time
My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at th...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 4:50PM

Sunshine79

Expressions Explained
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 3:07PM

Sunshine79

How'd You Get Here??
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Ears!
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 8:54AM

Sunshine79

Talk About A Shitty Economy!!
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple o...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 1, 2010 10:49AM

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