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KitKat25

What's Your Favorite Car Game?
Disclaimer...This blog is meant to be fun. Please, please, please do not take it any other way.

When I was a kid, there weren't any DVD players to pass the time on long road tr...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2010 8:50PM

Sunshine79

So Cynical.....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:00PM

Sunshine79

How Many Wives?
A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.

Th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 2:11PM

Sunshine79

Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to:

Single__, Married__, Divorced___ .

I marked single. Glancing the man next to me w...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:36AM

Sunshine79

Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"T...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2010 8:57AM

Sunshine79

Tuesdays Crude Funnies
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. What's the ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 19, 2010 3:32PM

Sunshine79

Out Of Order?
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Blowjob, Wife, Eggs?

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An...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 19, 2010 7:37AM

Sunshine79

Future Doctors?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl pick...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 18, 2010 5:53PM

Sunshine79

Crude Funnies
Some old, some new. Just enjoy!

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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 17, 2010 8:48AM

Sunshine79

AMD Exercise Plan
I've come to notice alot of us here could use a little workout, so I have designed this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

1) Beating around the bush

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14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 16, 2010 3:40PM

Sunshine79

Strange & Interesting Facts
Fact 1. There is a Hamburger hall of fame in Seymour, Wisconsin.

Fact 2. There is a Harley-Davidson that was designed as an exact replica of a hamburger.

Fact 3. There is a large brass statue of...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 16, 2010 7:46AM

Sunshine79

Humor Just For The Ladies ;)
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


What's the quickest way to a man's...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 15, 2010 9:29PM

Sunshine79

Floor Models
I was in Target the other day, shopping with my friend. We were walking past the furniture section where there were several different models of bar stools on display. Next to them there was a sign tha...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 8:07AM

Sunshine79

What It REALLY Means......
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm co...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2010 7:14PM

Sunshine79

Actual Responses On Welfare Apps
The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments:

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 ch...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2010 12:27PM

Sunshine79

Confused Woodpeckers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 14, 2010 7:26AM

Sunshine79

How Many Chickens Does It Take To Cross The Road?
Farmer Dale lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a r...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 13, 2010 7:37PM

Sunshine79

Floppy Dick Care
***WARNING: This was intended for care of floppy disks. I just changed a few things around and it seemed a hell of alot more interesting!!

By following the instructions below,...More...
11 comments | 7 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2010 8:45AM

Sunshine79

Cup O' Joe
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom the...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 12, 2010 1:48PM

Sunshine79

Camel Toe - Yes or No?
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I'm not fond of camel toe's.................
But, If you like them ..... I figur...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 12, 2010 7:48AM

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