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Sunshine79

Expressions Explained
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 3:07PM

Sunshine79

How'd You Get Here??
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Ears!
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 8:54AM

Sunshine79

Talk About A Shitty Economy!!
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple o...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 1, 2010 10:49AM

Sunshine79

DER GOVERNATER
Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

SICK DAYS

Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 11:03PM

Sunshine79

Miracle Dog!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 9:25AM

Sunshine79

Lousy Blind Date
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2009 8:16AM

Sunshine79

What's His Name?
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 8:12AM

Sunshine79

Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2009 11:16PM

Sunshine79

Bah Humbug To All!
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 25, 2009 11:48AM

Sunshine79

Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM

Sunshine79

XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM

Sunshine79

Florida Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:28AM

Sunshine79

Top 15 Reindeer Games!
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 7:28PM

Sunshine79

*Press Release* Christmas Downsizing
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for
better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy
measures are to take place in the “Twelve Day...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 9:19PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking;...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 8:52AM

BlueEyes708

A West Virginia Christmas Story
An Oldie but still funny
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hollers,
It was colder than crap, I think I needs me a swaller.
The sweat socks were hung over the woodstove with na...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 21, 2009 12:03PM

1bunny629

Jake....
My sister Jill has a friend who has a little boy [5-ish... and let's say his name is Jake] who has asked Santa for some type of action figure from the movie Wall-E. Mom has done some shopping and has...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2009 12:34PM

Sunshine79

Christmas Bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 10:16AM

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