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Sunshine79

Two Men & A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it.

When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen bab...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2010 9:00PM

Sunshine79

Happy Hump Day!
A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a COCK s...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 10, 2010 9:51AM

Sunshine79

Vanity
While driving with my daughter and her husband, I noticed that the woman in the car ahead of us had a rather odd vanity plate.

"That's weird," I said, pointing to it. "Why would anyone want to boa...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2010 8:12AM

Sunshine79

Trip To The Zoo
Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing.

They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo securi...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2010 2:48PM

Sunshine79

Buck Rogers & The Blue Suede Moon
The Family Feud

A classic.......

Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 4, 2010 8:23PM

Sunshine79

Perks Of Being An Old Fart
-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

-- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

-- No one expects you to run into a burning building.

-- People call at 9 PM a...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 2, 2010 9:54PM

Sunshine79

Little Stinker
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. ...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2010 1:39PM

Sunshine79

Dead Penguin Hookers*Updated/Edited!!*
I was surfing around Craigslist today.....................

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I think I may have run acros...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 31, 2010 12:33PM

Sunshine79

New Ford For Women!
Ford has unveiled an auto designed by women for women called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge femifeatures:

-- Turn signals that are able to change their mi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2010 8:07PM

Sunshine79

Old Men Make Me Laugh.....LMAO!!
I was at Walgreens the other day when an old man went up to get a prescription filled. He handed it to the Pharmacist and asked if he would cut the pills in half. The Pharmacist looked at the ...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2010 9:53AM

sugarnspice005

Just a little funny
Funny

Some people out there are just so funny.
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 29, 2010 11:12AM

KitKat25

What's Your Quirk?
I have a friend who has to check the front door at least 3 times after she locks it and leaves for the day. I've always thought this habit was a bit quirky but because we are such good friends, I've n...More...
42 comments | 45 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2010 6:54PM

Sunshine79

Crude Hump Day Funnies
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 27, 2010 8:54AM

MonkeyWoman30

Ever Want To Smack Somebody?
As a rule, I am not a violent person. In fact, I am the complete opposite. I avoid violence at all costs; violence is contagious, I've learned.

Yet, sometimes...I want to smack somebody. Today, in...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2010 2:49AM

Sunshine79

Chopsticks?
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicke...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2010 10:50AM

Sunshine79

A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 7:54PM

Sunshine79

House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

-- Cobwebs...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 8:03AM

Sunshine79

What's The Difference.....?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
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...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 11:54AM

sugarnspice005

I think I'm in love.........
NOT!!!!! But this is too good to keep to myself. I just got this email:

Hello Sweetly.
How are you doing?I'm Williams,I'm here to search for rightful partner, and I loved your pro...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 8:43PM

Sunshine79

What's Your Slogan?
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine"
But, then I thought of a...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 1:37PM

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