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Sunshine79

999 Bottles Of Posts On The Wall.....
999 bottles of posts!
Make one more, don't call me a whore
999 bottles of posts on the wall!!!

Hahahahaha, that was really gay. Just makin' KayJay feel better....I can't do poems, l...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 29, 2010 11:24PM

Sunshine79

Happy Fuckin' Friday!!!
Finally, it's Friday.....Seems like it took forever to get here this week!

Anybody wanna fuck??
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 29, 2010 9:36AM

Sunshine79

Sex Outside Your Race
As a person, whichever race you are....do you have sex outside your race?
If your white, do you have sex with other white people only? Or is it an open thing, doesn't matter to you? Or if you...More...
51 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2010 8:17AM

Sunshine79

Speakin' Of Shit....How Do You Roll??
Seriously, how do you roll??

When you go & put a new roll of T.P. in the bathroom, which way does it hang?? Over or under??

For me, it's over. And if it's not, it drives me ...More...
34 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2010 9:48PM

Sunshine79

Crude Hump Day Funnies
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 27, 2010 8:54AM

Sunshine79

Open Or Closed?
When your having sex or kissing the opposite sex, are your eyes open or shut?
I'd say for myself, I kiss with my eyes closed. Sex is different. I'd say majority of the time, after foreplay- my...More...
18 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 26, 2010 6:56PM

Sunshine79

Chopsticks?
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicke...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2010 10:50AM

Sunshine79

Coffee Lovers!
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teac...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 26, 2010 7:13AM

Sunshine79

A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 7:54PM

Sunshine79

House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

-- Cobwebs...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 25, 2010 8:03AM

Sunshine79

*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!!

Dud...More...
31 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 4:53PM

Sunshine79

What's The Difference.....?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
......... ............ .............. .............. .......... ....

...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 11:54AM

Sunshine79

What's Your Slogan?
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine"
But, then I thought of a...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 1:37PM

Sunshine79

Just Give Me Two Gotchas
....... ....... ....... ....... ...... ....... ....

A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 9:50AM

Sunshine79

Chinese Counterfeit Condoms??
"Made in China" might just be the last words you want to read when buying a condom.

In fact, many of the counterfeit condoms themselves were found to spread infectious diseases due to lack o...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 22, 2010 7:32AM

Sunshine79

So Cynical.....
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:00PM

Sunshine79

How Many Wives?
A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.

Th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2010 2:11PM

Sunshine79

Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to:

Single__, Married__, Divorced___ .

I marked single. Glancing the man next to me w...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 21, 2010 9:36AM

Sunshine79

Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"T...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2010 8:57AM

Sunshine79

Tuesdays Crude Funnies
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. What's the ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 19, 2010 3:32PM

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