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Sunshine79

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Only On Thanksgiving!
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants,...More...
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posted Nov 21, 2009 5:02PM
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Sunshine79

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Used Cars.....LOL
A patrolman was making his evening rounds in this small town. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitti...More...
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posted Nov 21, 2009 8:05AM
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Sunshine79

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The Patch
A gay walks into the doctor’s office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis.
The doctor says … “Hmmm, that’s interesting … d...More...
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posted Nov 20, 2009 2:05PM
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Sunshine79

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Sex Or Golf?
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, m...More...
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posted Nov 20, 2009 1:16PM
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Sunshine79

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Trip To The Zoo!
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked throug...More...
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posted Nov 19, 2009 12:12PM
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Sunshine79

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Best Of Craigslist
best of craigslist > seattle-tacoma > Originally Posted: Wed, 16 Jul 14:27 PDT
Autographed copy of the Bible – $1,000,000,000 OBO Date: 2009-11-16, 2:27PM PDT
I have a near-mint copy of...More...
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posted Nov 19, 2009 9:53AM
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Sunshine79

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Santa First??
I just read this morning that the mall 'Santas' are requesting something a bit different this year. They are asking that they be allowed to get vaccinated (H1N1) early, becaue of their job. They think...More...
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posted Nov 19, 2009 8:42AM
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Sunshine79

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Dear Scammer.......
Dear Scammer,
I owe you a few apologies:
• I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real.
• I am sorry you...More...
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posted Nov 17, 2009 9:03AM
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Sunshine79

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Happy Fuckin' Monday!!!!
I swear, Mondays should be illegal expect for in Canada. I dunno, why, but they can have all our feakin' Mondays!!! Do with them what you please!
But, for now.....since we can't give ...More...
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posted Nov 16, 2009 8:02AM
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Sunshine79

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Who's Your Role Model???
Are you guys ready to see who your role model is? It will only take a few seconds and a couple of brain cells. Just follow along. I'll post later who my role model is!
1) Pick your favorite number ...More...
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posted Nov 12, 2009 11:58AM
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Sunshine79

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Inner Peace
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we ...More...
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posted Nov 9, 2009 4:44PM
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Sunshine79

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Stomping My Feet!! (Rant)
Over a month ago, a few of you will remember I posted a bulletin with a code for half off any one toy, plus FREE shipping, FREE DVD's & FREE Mystery gift. So, I go and I place my order. ...More...
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posted Nov 9, 2009 2:12PM
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Sunshine79

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GO COWBOYS!!! GO COWBOYS! GO COWBOYS!
GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
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posted Nov 9, 2009 7:02AM
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Sunshine79

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Fact Or Fiction?
* The metal backs of iPods are made from recycled zippers.
* Eskimos don’t believe in bridges or tunnels.
* Every sixteen minutes, someone named Richard dies.
* Billy Bob Thornton’s grandfath...More...
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posted Nov 7, 2009 7:24PM
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