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Sunshine79
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Let's Say Thanks!!
Once again, Xerox is doing something cool, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets ...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2009 9:42AM
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Sunshine79
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MMMmmm....Chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vege...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 8:53PM
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Sunshine79
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Hysterical Definitions!!
Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. BERNADETTE: The ac...More...
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posted Dec 2, 2009 2:17PM
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Sunshine79
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Age Is A Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one! 
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...More...
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posted Nov 30, 2009 3:25PM
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Sunshine79
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Words Of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.
Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
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posted Nov 30, 2009 10:37AM
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Sunshine79
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Accurate Weather Forecast
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ...More...
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posted Nov 30, 2009 8:58AM
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Sunshine79
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Truths About Life.......
Learned by young children............
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, ...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2009 1:37PM
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Sunshine79
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Visiting Australia
These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor. ...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2009 10:35AM
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Sunshine79
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Memories & Money!
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they ...More...
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posted Nov 27, 2009 7:22AM
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Sunshine79
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Little Johnny Is A Smartass!
The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" 
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
Ind...More...
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posted Nov 26, 2009 3:26PM
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Sunshine79
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Midgets & Pancake Mix
reading craigslist > personals > missed connections
At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to: pers-gd33c-1264565935@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
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posted Nov 25, 2009 3:36PM
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Sunshine79
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WHAT??!!?
WHAT DID YOU SAY??
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! 
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posted Nov 24, 2009 10:45AM
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Sunshine79
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Female Hormones In Beer!?
Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer cont...More...
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posted Nov 22, 2009 9:35AM
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bustibliss
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PSO
Just because I'm a pso doesn't mean im trying to advertise here. Sorry you all think that but i like chatting to and not just moan and groan.
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posted Nov 22, 2009 2:54AM
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Sunshine79
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Turkey-Lurkey
Other Ways To Use the Thanksgiving Turkey
As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.
As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" ...More...
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posted Nov 21, 2009 6:42PM
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