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Sunshine79

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If Santa Brought You Just One Gift, What Would You Ask For??

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20 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 9:52PM

Sunshine79

A Man & His Ass
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 10:22AM

Sunshine79

Let's Say Thanks!!
Once again, Xerox is doing something cool, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 3, 2009 9:42AM

Sunshine79

MMMmmm....Chocolate!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vege...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 8:53PM

Sunshine79

Hysterical Definitions!!
Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The ac...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 2:17PM

Sunshine79

Age Is A Funny Thing
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 3:25PM

Sunshine79

Words Of Wisdom
Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
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9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 10:37AM

Sunshine79

Accurate Weather Forecast
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 8:58AM

Sunshine79

Truths About Life.......
Learned by young children............

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 1:37PM

Sunshine79

Visiting Australia
These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor. ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2009 10:35AM

Sunshine79

Memories & Money!
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 27, 2009 7:22AM

Sunshine79

Little Johnny Is A Smartass!
The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
Ind...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 3:26PM

Sunshine79

Junk Blogs


Anybody wanna fuck anyway??
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 26, 2009 11:01AM

Sunshine79

Midgets & Pancake Mix
reading craigslist > personals > missed connections

At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to: pers-gd33c-1264565935@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT
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7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2009 3:36PM

Sunshine79

WHAT??!!?
WHAT DID YOU SAY??

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 24, 2009 10:45AM

Sunshine79

Wowza, This Made Me Smile!!!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit. Made me laugh out loud. I watched it twice too!!

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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 24, 2009 8:19AM

Sunshine79

Shorty But Goody!
What’s better than roses on your piano?

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16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2009 1:19PM

bustibliss

Cant A guy pay for once.
I was will to give the sex but the guy wanted me to pay everything. Aren't there any real guys who know how to charm a women?
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2009 1:47AM

bustibliss

Can I tell you the wildest thing I have seen with PSO job?
Guy lit his penis on fire

5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 23, 2009 12:57AM

Sunshine79

Female Hormones In Beer!?
Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer cont...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2009 9:35AM

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