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Sunshine79

How'd You Get Here??
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 9:39PM

Sunshine79

Sexy Ears!
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 2, 2010 8:54AM

Sunshine79

Talk About A Shitty Economy!!
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple o...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 1, 2010 10:49AM

Sunshine79

Could You Say No??
Could you say no to an offer of oral sex with no reciprocation??
Well....I couldn't. I ran a million & one errands yesterday and at 6pm
I dropped by a NSA friends house and just got to lay b...More...
34 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2009 10:48AM

Sunshine79

DER GOVERNATER
Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

SICK DAYS

Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 11:03PM

ShadowMale

The search for ET.
Mankind has spend countless time and money trying to see what is beyond the great wall of darkness that stretches across our telescopes. Launching space craft to send up people, satellites, and probes...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2009 10:11AM

Sunshine79

Miracle Dog!
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 30, 2009 9:25AM

Sunshine79

Lousy Blind Date
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2009 8:16AM

Sunshine79

Soup & Crackers?
Anybody up for having soup & crackers with me?? Brrr......It' chilly out, even for the Southern States, lol

Are you a soup, bisque, chowda or stew person?

Do you do cracke...More...
41 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 11:50AM

Sunshine79

What's His Name?
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 29, 2009 8:12AM

StraddleMyNose

How many situps can you do at once?
This question is for both the men and ladies on here.

How many situps can you do at once before you finally can't do anymore? I know the ladies aren't going to lie, so guys, tell the truth, and no...More...
21 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 29, 2009 1:19AM

Sunshine79

The Conch Light
In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2009 7:19AM

Sunshine79

Horse Races
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2009 11:16PM

Sunshine79

Most Ignorant *Edited*
Ok, I'm not trying to bash anyone. Maybe it's just this time of year. But, my question is: Which people are the most ignorant? This could be a whole state. All northerners, all southerners, etc...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 26, 2009 10:30AM

Sunshine79

Bah Humbug To All!
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 25, 2009 11:48AM

Sunshine79

Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM

Sunshine79

XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM

Sunshine79

Florida Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:28AM

Sunshine79

Oh, Memories!!!
What's the best memory out of 2009??

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I'm going to have to think about th...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 8:37PM

Sunshine79

Top 15 Reindeer Games!
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 7:28PM

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