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Sunshine79

U Know A 404?
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadli...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2010 9:44AM

Sunshine79

School Papers
A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the clima...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 10:02AM

Sunshine79

What's A 710 Knob??
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred...More...
17 comments | 15 kudos | posted Jan 8, 2010 12:18PM

Sunshine79

Perfect AMD Breakfast
Seems people here had a riot last nite. I feel like I woke up with a bad hangover and the ground....I mean blogs are still swirling around. I need to get rid of this.....I'm starving.
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26 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 8, 2010 8:35AM

Sunshine79

No Pets Allowed!
There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 7, 2010 12:36PM

Sunshine79

Such Dirty, Dirty Minds!
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man a...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2010 5:45PM

Sunshine79

Short Of A Story
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it,...More...
13 comments | 10 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2010 1:48PM

Sunshine79

Blog Whore
You know. I have been accused of worse. So, yeah. I will take this title gladly!
It seems I've blogged so much this week, I flew right past blog number 1200!!

Wow, 1200 blogs! That's...More...
34 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 6, 2010 8:42AM

Sunshine79

Inmates & Emails
So, I met someone on here over a year ago. We became good friends. No sex exchanged. Turns out he was a tattoo artist by trade. Which was awesome. I wanted more tattoos. And he gave me more tattoos. ...More...
22 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2010 11:48AM

Sunshine79

Analogies & Metaphors
These came from the annual "Dark and Stormy Night" competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gen...More...
9 comments | 13 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2010 8:33AM

Sunshine79

Difficult Sayings When Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
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12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 6:37PM

Sunshine79

Bless My Computer Too!
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 4, 2010 1:29PM

Sunshine79

GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS!!!
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GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 4, 2010 9:46AM

Sunshine79

Hello theres a billion porn sites out there go jerk off of free
Amen! Glad a person of the opposite gender stated that. (Blog Below Me)

So.....please stop asking me for my pictures guys!! You have the entire internet at your fingertips. And just because I...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 6:03PM

Sunshine79

Repost, But It Makes Me Laugh Every Time
My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at th...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 4:50PM

Sunshine79

Expressions Explained
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 3:07PM

Sexyplayfulman

New Year and Resolutions
I just wanted to wish all my friends and AMDers, a Very Happy New Year. Been a rather awful 2009 for me. I am so glad to shut the door on the year. So, looking forward to 2010 which I hope will bri...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 10:10AM

Sexyplayfulman

New Year and Resolutions
I just wanted to wish all my friends and AMDers, a Very Happy New Year. Been a rather awful 2009 for me. I am so glad to shut the door on the year. So, looking forward to 2010 which I hope will bri...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 10:09AM

Sunshine79

A Lesson From Geese
When you see geese flying in a "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way.

1. FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it create...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 3, 2010 10:07AM

Sunshine79

Coupons Texted To Your Phone?
Coupons being sent to your cell for fast food?? Wendy's has started a program up North. You sign up with your cell # & they send scannable UPC's to your cell phone for you to show the cashier. ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 3, 2010 8:04AM

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