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Sunshine79

Bah Humbug To All!
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 25, 2009 11:48AM

sugarnspice005

Christmas plans
My plans for Christmas this year:

I got to work. But hey, the holiday pay is great, and on top of that, I'll be getting 6 days in this week. Works for me!

After ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:14PM

Sunshine79

Santa's Pick Up Lines
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 24, 2009 11:26AM

Sunshine79

XXX Christmas!
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 7:09AM

Sunshine79

Florida Christmas!
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2009 6:28AM

Sunshine79

Top 15 Reindeer Games!
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2009 7:28PM

Sunshine79

*Press Release* Christmas Downsizing
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for
better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy
measures are to take place in the “Twelve Day...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 9:19PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2009 10:40AM

Sunshine79

TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!
•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking;...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2009 8:52AM

Sunshine79

Christmas Bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 10:16AM

Sunshine79

Christmas'd Out Yet?
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2009 9:00AM

KitKat25

Do You Peek?
I’ve never been one to sneak-a-peek at my presents. My brother was not like me. Wrapped presents under the Christmas tree drove him crazy...whether they were his presents...or someone else’s presents....More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 20, 2009 7:13AM

Sunshine79

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED
(A repost, but appropriate for the season & may apply to some members here, lol)
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Ch...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 18, 2009 2:32PM

Sunshine79

'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 16, 2009 10:16AM

StraddleMyNose

Do you perfer Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays?


Over the past few years this was the hot topic across the country. This year it's not too bad in regards to employees having to be politically correct by saying "Happy Holidays!". What got me thin...More...
34 comments | 8 kudos | posted Dec 14, 2009 9:05PM

StraddleMyNose

What are some of the gifts that you plan to buy this Christmas?
What are going to be some of the Christmas gifts that you will be buying this year for your loved ones? I know money is tight for a lot of people these days, and a lot of people will be spending less....More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2009 12:00PM

soonersoccer

My Christmas List
I hate talking about Christmas this early in the year. It's not even Thanksgiving yet. I just had my birthday last week. My parents asked me what I wanted, and I said "nothing." They got me stuff ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 15, 2009 11:34AM

MonkeyWoman30

Easy Bake Oven...Easy For Who?
I took the kids to see Santa this year at the mall like I always do. Little G is still a baby so it was a bit scary for him - a big, strange man with a white beard - and what? I have to sit on his lap...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 30, 2008 7:03PM

MonkeyWoman30

Your Fondest Christmas Memory
My fondest Christmas memory is one of a long, long time ago. We didn't have money - but we never knew that. For you see, you don't miss what you've never had.

It was a particularly bad winter in Ea...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2008 10:43PM

Sunshine79

Christmas Eve....To All My Friends!
Well, I'm off to hit the road. I won't be around today and most likely won't be around tomorrow either. I am heading down to the Tarpon Springs area today and tomorrow I'll be in Orlando. Looking for...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2008 8:44AM

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