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Ewe_Wish
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Jokes of the Day!!
Hope you haven't heard these before but "someone special" sent them to me this morning and I just wanted to share them with you..............
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got mar...More...
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15 comments |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 11:25 AM
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samclaunts
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FREE TO GOOD HOME
One large unruly animal; which has never been house broke or trained 
This animal is very lazy and hogs the sofa along with the television set 
He will growl and bite if he don't get his ...More...
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3 comments |
0 kudos |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 7:47 AM
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shyone_4u699
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Oooops!!
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. ...More...
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7 comments |
1 kudo |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 7:39 AM
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Sunshine79
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~Farts~Farts~Farts~
tagged: sunshine
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And...More...
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18 comments |
2 kudos |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 7:32 AM
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casuallylooking
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Why Do You Wake Up?
I am one of these people that can usually find a silver lining in "just about" anything..It may take me a little whle to think about it, but eventually I can find something about it that shines thro...More...
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10 comments |
5 kudos |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 6:32 AM
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rescueremedy
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Nicknames
I was thinking toooo much as i was waiting for the electric to come back on last night .... We had bad storm go through yesterday ....trying to get home was awful the town i usually go through was clo...More...
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13 comments |
2 kudos |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 6:09 AM
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shy_sexy_kitten
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Awwwwww
Well, I was chatting with a very nice gentleman ...
and so far away, only friends possible ...
he wanted to talk to me .. no problem ...
then he cancelled his profile..
*sigh*, if he changed h...More...
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7 comments |
1 kudo |
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posted Jul 17, 2008 2:05 AM
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themama
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All that are on AMD......
Beware drinking while blogging here.. But after reading today's earlier blogs...
I think this needs to be said... 
We who are all on AMD… We come to look for something new..
No matter ...More...
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16 comments |
5 kudos |
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posted Jul 16, 2008 11:29 PM
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hornytoad55
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Help for Borty
I felt so bad about Borty loosing his dinky.  I wanted to help him with the problem.  I did some research on Male's dinky falling off, and I would like to share it with Borty and the othe...More...
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7 comments |
1 kudo |
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posted Jul 16, 2008 10:42 PM
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Sunshine79
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Boy, Go git yer Momma!!!
tagged: funny, sunshine
A redneck family from the hills (of deliverance) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. Th...More...
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6 comments |
3 kudos |
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posted Jul 16, 2008 8:45 PM
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ynot7769
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OMG...my little brothers bad too
A Push
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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11 comments |
2 kudos |
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posted Jul 16, 2008 7:57 PM
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justpassinthru
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CHINESE PROVERBS
tagged: joke, funny
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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M...More...
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2 comments |
1 kudo |
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posted Jul 16, 2008 7:00 PM
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Ewe_Wish
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It Finally Happened..........
Well it finally happened............I found an Apartment and can move in on the 1st of August..........if you think I am doing a happy dance.........you should see my daughter.......who is randomly ca...More...
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20 comments |
5 kudos |
101 views |
posted Jul 16, 2008 6:45 PM
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