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dakota323

Consign me to the Seas...

When I no longer share
Summer's air with you,
Consign me to the seas,
Where I may love you on any shore,

When all goes ill at Sea
And all else fails,

Try being Five.

If that doesn't wor...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 28 views | posted Sep 3, 2008 8:49 PM

roachie2k8

The Weather..
Can you tell me hat the weather was like in the states or where ever you live this summer?...taught it might be nice to let you no that here in ireland we had 6 days the whole summer that it didnt rai...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 38 views | posted Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM

funnywhapper

math homework
if a husband paid 450 guys
1000 dollars each to
please his wife,
how much total would
he have to pay? if you
think bush was bad,
just wait!! either way?
2 comments | 0 kudos | 39 views | posted Sep 3, 2008 12:07 AM

funnywhapper

chief of organized crime in milky way galaxy would love to love ya
will send his people to pick just one of you up in a rolls royce,
take you to his private jet, fly to the vatican, get married,
then honeymoon in calabria forever. if you aren't married
in the cat...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 34 views | posted Sep 1, 2008 7:55 PM

funnywhapper

is there sex after marriage?
in some jewish sects, its only permissible to have sex before marriage, not
after. after you are married, you are supposed to be responsible adults
and just raise the kids you had before you were m...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 53 views | posted Sep 1, 2008 8:22 AM

funnywhapper

are compulsive womanizers pussywhipped?
without a harem of at least 40 women, they feel unloved. ali baba and his
forty wives. open sesame. and then there are the hen-pecked types.
the women who marry to make a jackass out of him. now...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 44 views | posted Aug 28, 2008 4:56 PM

bobbierob

Isn't it hilarious that....
You get strange emails out of the blue from girls (in my case) telling you how cute you are and how they want more pictures and you don't even have one set up on your profile... I wonder how many more...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 47 views | posted Aug 27, 2008 5:48 PM

Wordsofwit

College Football Quotations - Humor
Quotes from past gridiron legends have added to football's lore



#1. 'Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ' - Seen on a church sign in Arkansas pr...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 50 views | posted Aug 27, 2008 10:46 AM

GryGoast

Fly
Fly
By Master GryGoast
Tell me how it feels, like you are the coyote...
Holding to the frail branch, dangling over the edge?

Is this not true for you?

...yessssssssss...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 26 views | posted Aug 26, 2008 11:58 PM

funnywhapper

man's reason for living-to love and service women
in all the ways it can be done. i heard 60 minutes expose' on
the democratic congo, where there is a war on women.
there are many misyognists. men who hate women,
and the women who love them. wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 34 views | posted Aug 20, 2008 9:26 AM

ynot7769

Gotta love a texas dad

A Texan is walking through a field, sees a Man drinking water from a stock tank with one hand.
The Texan shouts,,,, "Hey don't drink that water,,,, It has cow shit in it!!!"

The Man shouts ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 21 views | posted Aug 20, 2008 6:17 AM

DangerousCurves999

Bra Sizing


Do you know why a bra is marked with A,B,C,D,E,F,G?

A = Almost
B = Better
C = Cute
D = Damn Nice
E = Enormous
F = Fake
G = (For the over 50 crowd) Gone South
Wish I coul...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 44 views | posted Aug 19, 2008 6:59 AM

max49

Inactive Bull
A cattle rancher needs a bull to service his cows,
but needs to borrow the breeding fee from the bank.
The banker lends him the money and comes by a
week later to see how his investment is doing.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 45 views | posted Aug 19, 2008 6:53 AM

shyone_4u699

Lanquage Fun/The Kind Kentuckian
Having Fun with Language Translations

Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and
send them in all directions.

German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers rea...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 46 views | posted Aug 14, 2008 6:33 AM

xquseme

Art Is Shit
Here's one right up Straddle's alley!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080811192637.nkspe7sd&show_article=1
5 comments | 0 kudos | 45 views | posted Aug 11, 2008 6:36 PM

Thenewguy2957

Star ship troopers and democracy
It's been said of the wars in Iraq and Afganistan that we can't give anybody freedom, that they have to want it, they have to earn it. We do the same thing in our own country though, we give freedom a...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 53 views | posted Aug 11, 2008 11:40 AM

loveableone

Just a quick Birthday message....
To a good friend and a quiet member of AMD - he is taking on a lot in his life right now, and has done some incredible things! Just wanted to wish "Premier" a VERY wonderful and Happy Birthday!!! Hav...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 49 views | posted Aug 10, 2008 9:24 AM

asnet

I didn't say it ...They said it
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/
peggy-noonan-mike-murphy_n_123647.html
1 comment | 0 kudos | 31 views | posted Sep 4, 2008 1:25 PM

baldbychoice2kx

That time again....
tagged: jokes, funny, laugh
"Give it here!"

"NO. It's MINE!"

"I said, let me have it!"

"NO! It's MY turn!"

"C'mon! Give it to me!"

"NO WAY!"

(Siamese twins jacking off)
****************************************...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 31 views | posted Sep 4, 2008 1:32 AM

ks0199

Condom Slogans
Condom Slogans
If you think she's spunky, then cover your monkey
Cloak the joker, before you poke her
And my personal favorite: Cover your shooter, then put it in her pooper

Anyone have any oth...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 30 views | posted Sep 1, 2008 3:36 PM

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