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REAL_UNIQUE

Single/Destiny
Do you believe in destiny? To me, my destiny seems to be single for my entire life. I was reminded very recently again why this is so through what I read here. I know my friends here believe there ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 42 views | posted Oct 4, 2008 11:00 AM

JackfromtheBox

Loving ourselves...
tagged: humor, spiritual, masturbation, dreams, psychic
I’m feeling horny. Considering all the limiting factors involved, how should I masturbate to get maximum thrust?

Liftoff?

Decompression?

Expulsion?

E. All of the above.

Oh! How man...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 27 views | posted Oct 3, 2008 7:11 PM

dmbchick420

Hi...I'm anus....err enis
LMFAO...

hi. my name is enis. i want to be acquainted with you so much. so please reply to me. i m alone now in my house. may be you want to see me via web cam.i m also married

...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 79 views | posted Oct 3, 2008 8:27 AM

Sunshine79

Ever Stolen A Road Sign??
tagged: sunshine, funny
Have you ever stolen a road sign??

I read that the mile marker 66.6 on the NJ turnpike was the most stolen sign along with Route 666. They aren't sure if it's bible thumpers who don't like t...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 54 views | posted Oct 1, 2008 7:27 AM

StraddleMyNose

Larry the hen
tagged: straddle, humor, animals, wife
Larry came home from the Legion late Monday night
after his birthday party stinking
drunk, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fel...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 80 views | posted Oct 1, 2008 12:50 AM

1bunny629

Tuesday Humor
via my old boss Brian...cause I can't come up with anything near as funny as finding a designer for my pussy...

.Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and o...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 103 views | posted Sep 30, 2008 7:43 PM

StraddleMyNose

Eyewitness
tagged: straddle, humor, money


A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'



The man replied, 'Ye...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 108 views | posted Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM

casuallylooking

Missing You....Poem
tagged: poem, missing, lonely, love

As I awoke in the dark and reached out for you,
I felt the emptiness of the pillow lying next to me,
I paused for a moment and then my heart knew,
It was only a dream of how I wished us to be.
...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | 45 views | posted Sep 29, 2008 3:44 AM

Ewe_Wish

Ynot Take A Class
tagged: joke
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, SEPTEMBER 15th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENT...More...
44 comments | 2 kudos | 177 views | posted Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM

BushidoDan

What do you call??
What do you call a blond with ponytails?????

A blowjob with handles
2 comments | 0 kudos | 34 views | posted Sep 26, 2008 9:37 PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
tagged: joke, humor, funny
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 64 views | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20 PM

bigweiner4u

One Mans Way Of Shooting It Straight
tagged: relationship, sex, adult, virginia, singles
Hi,

Let me start out by saying these online dating sites has those hopping from one person to another and never finding what it is they are looking for because they never gave anyone a fair chance,...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 41 views | posted Sep 25, 2008 5:30 AM

peachpuzzah

Subject: Aids Warning?


SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

AND MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 27 views | posted Sep 24, 2008 10:12 PM

flavorbuster

FRYING BACON NAKED TOGETHER... !!!!!!!! VINTAGE ?????
Old Timers said it so is an old vintage thing or one just cracking a funny !!!!! Has anyone done this before..... Well I've tried it with w/ an old fling just because I heard it from the OLD TIMER.....More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 109 views | posted Sep 24, 2008 7:43 PM

Cootiesprayer

Need honest critique on this.
The red sequin dress slit down her back, you could see the crack of her tight firm ass, her chest pushing out til almost bursting at the material, no bra just firm round breasts holding up the halter ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 108 views | posted Sep 24, 2008 11:30 AM

StraddleMyNose

If you had to choose between talking or walking, which would you pick?
tagged: straddle, life, talk, walking
This one is really hard for me to pick. Honestly, I'm not sure I could. I'm leaning toward wanting to talk more than walking. What about any of you?

I came up with this question between walking a...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 107 views | posted Sep 24, 2008 12:28 AM

Cootiesprayer

Short or long?
So do you prefer short hair or long hair?
I know where your minds were going.
So men & woman out there do you like short hair like Halle Berry in "Catwoman" or long hair (yes that i...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 94 views | posted Sep 23, 2008 7:24 PM

funnywhapper

members of sexaholics anonymous hold huge meetings
these days. most take it seriously, they don't want
to go back to prison. millions are in treatment
for it. including david duchovny. and many
other famous people. david came public
with his s...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 31 views | posted Sep 23, 2008 4:31 PM

Wordsofwit

Quick Joke
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Bu...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 98 views | posted Sep 23, 2008 1:35 PM

Pornosaurus

To Be Continued...
tagged: law
So, I go to court this morning, and I reject the prosecution's offers. When the prosecutor realizes that I'm serious, he asks the judge for a continuance. Isn't that grounds for a mistrial or somethin...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 79 views | posted Sep 23, 2008 1:22 PM

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