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baldbychoice2kx

Actual call center conversations!
tagged: jokes, funny, laugh
Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Si...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 74 views | posted Oct 7, 2008 1:25 AM

flavorbuster

OK TRACK ME DOWN BY THIS
I CAN UNDERSTAND A WOMAN LIKING GIRTH BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOUR LIMIT IS ....... DO YOU MEASURE EVERY DICK YOU FUCK!!!! LIKE YOU HAVE A BUILT IN DEPTH FINDER @ BIRTH SAYING YOUR REQUIR...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 142 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 10:28 PM

dakota323

humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
tagged: humor, sarcastic, picky
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 90 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:13 PM

funnywhapper

do you love fairy tails? women are about to go gay
its the men's fault. the men from the women's comments
about them must be sounding to them like hippopotami
doing 'the deed' in the ituri forest while pygmies watch.
can we raise the level of verb...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 39 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:03 PM

dakota323

controversy ...
tagged: sarcasm, truth, personal
... controversy to some is just showing up...
...breathing....in the vicinity of other's disdain...
the mere mention of an opinion...for or against...
gender based or implied...
po...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 42 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 8:49 PM

flavorbuster

ALRIGHT NOW WHO PISSED IN THESE LOVELY LADIES RICE KRISPIES
FOR YOUR COMMENTS>>>>>
3 comments | 0 kudos | 63 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 8:34 PM

funnywhapper

good news and noosey from sewers, stock market plunge
overpriced anyway. how much
for a share of stock
paying nothing in dividends?
the speculators will
have their day,
pay capital gains
taxes and fund
the destitute.
cool. the Greatest
Depress...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 16 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 8:00 PM

Wordsofwit

On the Eve of the Debate
Going into tomorrow night's debate, two new polls released today are showing that the financial crisis and, to a lesser extent, the debate performance of Sarah Palin are not boding well for John McCai...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 82 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 7:25 PM

baldbychoice2kx

Anything you want...
Here's your chance, whoever you are, to ask me a question...ANY question...and I will answer it.

Why? Just because I'm bored!
12 comments | 0 kudos | 81 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 7:24 PM

dakota323

as vaginas go...
tagged: pussy
the problem with women is...that they do...have all the pussy...

thanks for allowing me to state this in waiting for your approval
9 comments | 1 kudo | 87 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 7:14 PM

keepinganeyeout

Lingerie ?????????
If this has been covered before my apologies in advance.....

This is a question for both

the ladies, and the "gent's".

(that stands for gentlemen, and not genitalia)


I was wo...More...
34 comments | 2 kudos | 205 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 5:26 PM

hot4you120

i want a vagina
i want a vagina . you girls get anything you want, if you find the right dumbass guy. it sucks that with a promise of some va jay jay a girl can practicaly get anything they want. but i can not even...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 72 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 5:24 PM

funnywhapper

silver chalice from 'last supper' found-at sotheby's
the original 'last supper' of christ and his 12 apostles
is now ready to be auctioned at sotheby's.
it comes with a magnum of rare wine that
is 2000 years old. possibly the same
wine that was drun...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 38 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 5:24 PM

manwithoutahorse

Dreams, Fantasies, Memories or Hopes?
Lately when I sleep I dream about people past, present and future. My ex appears frequently with her family all around, as if they are there to protect her in some way. Particularly unusual if the dre...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 20 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 4:54 PM

funnywhapper

neither a borrower nor lender be: shakespeare
you too can lose every dime by i owe and owe.
only 20 dollars. in this amazing book,
it shows how you too can go bankrupt
and be bailed out by the government.
there is sales tax on the book
of 1...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 34 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 7:52 AM

clickedanad2

a psa
intended mainly for me
ya see
I always nuked these thingies
til one day
I read the directions - BAKE ONLY ! ! !
DO NOT NUKE ! ! !
so I quit buyin' em
when they became
inconvenient

WASHINGTO...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 41 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 11:20 PM

StraddleMyNose

World Series 2008: What two teams do you want to see?
tagged: straddle, sports, baseball
Okay, before people start calling me a "blog whore", this will be my last blog tonight. I was kinda pulling for a "windy city" world series between the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox....More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 72 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 10:07 PM

StraddleMyNose

Would you date/have sex with someone with a bad case of acne?
tagged: straddle, people, friends, health
Do or would you date or be sexually involved with someone with a bad case of acne, zits, and pimples on their face? Would that be a huge turnoff to you to where you wouldn't think that they're attract...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 116 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 9:26 PM

funnywhapper

case of the kracked kracker on krack
he was dealt the queen of spades and she got him on krack.
and then he kracked and kracked the queen of spades
gave her a real good krack in her krack. and the
queen of spades and the kracked krac...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 15 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 9:06 PM

StraddleMyNose

Would you date or have sex with a one legged person?
tagged: straddle, sex, people, life, health
I'm not sure where you guys stand on this topic, and this blog means no disrespect to those missing a limb (for instance some of our veterans). I'm just curious if you went out to a club, or a bar and...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 88 views | posted Oct 5, 2008 8:32 PM

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