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posted 4/9/2007 1:53:50 AM |
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every night man they come in my room and take my shit ..I've had enough ...I'm not fucking around this time .....does anyone have any good tips on how to kill a gnome ?

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Apr 9 @ 2:21AM  
Smoke a big fattie, turn the lights off and hide in the closet with your shotgun until they come out. Either that or stop wearing underwear.

Apr 9 @ 3:11AM  
You mean the underwear didn't?

Apr 9 @ 3:37AM  
Ohhh ...sorry man ..was that your underwear?

Apr 9 @ 9:19AM  
Step 1: Collect underpants

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit.

Apr 9 @ 11:27AM  
My fiancee is a gnome, he hates it when things get blamed on his gnomey brethren. Moreover he hates it when they steal his shit. All they take from our house though is Zippos. The Zippo gnomes must be stopped!

Apr 9 @ 2:58PM  
They come in there and try to steal my clit every nite, I lay there, laughing inside.....there those little men are yanking on it and tugging it......I won't dare try and stop them!!

Apr 9 @ 4:39PM  
Be careful! A friend of mine had a gnome that kept stealing her pencil while she was trying to write her thesis, so she made a deal with the gnome that he could have anything else so long as he stopped taking her he stole her car!

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