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About Me and RCO

posted 4/8/2007 7:52:23 PM |
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I haven't really introduced myself yet to Adult Matchdoctor on a blog, so I thought I'd do that. My name is Matt, and I grew up in Chillicothe, Ohio. I currently live in New Boston, OH. I write stories as a hobby, when I'm not working or doing classwork in school. I start on my Master's degree next month. I write my own stories. I compose these stories in an attempt to stretch the imagination and make women wet. When I write, I try to fuse an element of truth and reality to a sexual situation that is contemporary with our society. I like to add spontaneity and randomness to my entries to keep people on their toes. Sex is not my only subject in the stories, even though it is one of the major themes. Then again, the average man thinks about sex everyday on multiple occasions. Hell, I know I do. I write things that people can relate to as well find truth in. This is what I do.
In other news, I work in a grocery store. Man, do we have some nasty smelling customers on a daily basis? Seriously! Some of them march through the door with matted hair, body odor, and teeth yellow as gold. When they ask a question about something, I usually have to hold my breath as a I answer to avoid the toxic vapor traveling rapidly from their orfices and pores in their skin. The most repulsive of these people are some of the women. Imagine this picture or rancid apparell. A woman who stands about 5"10" walks through the door in sweat pants that are soaking in sweat from heat on hot days, a nascar shirt with pit stains in the arms, and in sandles with black toenails. Obviously, the words bath, shower, soap, or douche are not in her vocabulary. Granted, some men wreak of insidious odors, but not like this. One time, I went to Bingo with Grandma. I woman of this description marched through the entrance. She sat down and she stunk or something awful. Then, she let it all air out to dry. She lifted her heels up on the table with her legs spread eagle. This sweaty, 300-pound blob of a woman let the rolling thunder roar from between her legs. The putrid stench sent people running in fear as if it was mustard gas frying their lungs. She sat with a huge sweat puddle between her thighs that July evening. The odor traveled through the gym like a toxic vapor. It was like the train wreck I had to watch, even if it killed me. The sight was too repulsive to miss. Then, I understood the joke "Close your legs, the war's over!". This is what I call RCO (aka Rotten Crotch Odor), the worst smell in the world. One wiff may send you into a coma.

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 8 @ 10:56PM  
Now that was funny!!!
skinonskin

Apr 8 @ 11:33PM  
Rotten Crotch is the exact term I used for a female years ago! And here I thought it was an original- guess it was then- cracked a male friend of mine up when I said it! But man... she sure deserved the honor, for lack of a better word!

I can just read your blog now instead of taking a cold shower when I get horny- until of course, I finally meet my compatible female half.
casuallylooking

Apr 9 @ 12:06AM  
Ashinatrix

Apr 9 @ 7:37AM  
You and Straddle should get along famously!!! As for me....Im going to go vomit now.....
StraddleMyNose

Apr 9 @ 2:07PM  
Ash, you have no idea. Matt is my cousin.

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