A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence..........then a shot is heard.
The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?
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BigFlirt
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Apr 8 @ 12:55PM
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And the problem is???? 
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just4fun6369
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Apr 8 @ 12:57PM
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LMFAO
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PrincessKissy
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Apr 8 @ 1:00PM
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TFF!
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max49
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Apr 8 @ 1:21PM
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LMFAO 
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swm515
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Apr 8 @ 1:23PM
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hay i'm a E>M>T> what is so funny   
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ynot7769
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Apr 8 @ 1:51PM
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tetons
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Apr 8 @ 1:56PM
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eye 2 am L M F A O
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Gem526
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Apr 8 @ 2:27PM
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good one
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LilGriz
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Apr 8 @ 2:41PM
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 Well, he was following his instructions
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Cple4bigafem
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Apr 8 @ 3:16PM
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God I cant help but imagine my bf doin that to our friend whos name is Bubba..lmao
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Ashinatrix
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Apr 8 @ 4:06PM
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I dont git it.......
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max49
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Apr 8 @ 4:32PM
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Ash come on over here and let me splain it to you. If Bubba wasn't dead before the 911 call he is now cause his buddy just shot him. 
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belle1010
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Apr 8 @ 4:33PM
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badkarma989
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Apr 8 @ 4:53PM
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Well....he got the first step right, anyway. 
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DeDe54
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Apr 8 @ 9:06PM
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That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeDe
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TheRam453
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Apr 8 @ 9:06PM
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openmindedguy71
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Apr 8 @ 9:39PM
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I am from Texas.... Damnit I resemble that remark, I mean resent. I resent that. Oh hell who needed Bubba any damn way.
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casuallylooking
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Apr 9 @ 12:31AM
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LMAO.......Since he was following orders, of a sort, does that clear him of any wrong doing?
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cabl_guy
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Apr 9 @ 1:06AM
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Good one!
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