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Why a redneck shouldn't be a paramedic.

posted 4/8/2007 12:49:48 PM |
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  linpooh

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence..........then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?

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BigFlirt

Apr 8 @ 12:55PM  
And the problem is????
just4fun6369

Apr 8 @ 12:57PM  
LMFAO
PrincessKissy

Apr 8 @ 1:00PM  
TFF!
max49

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Apr 8 @ 1:21PM  
LMFAO
swm515

Apr 8 @ 1:23PM  
hay i'm a E>M>T> what is so funny
ynot7769

Apr 8 @ 1:51PM  
tetons

Apr 8 @ 1:56PM  
eye 2 am L M F A O
Gem526

Apr 8 @ 2:27PM  
good one
LilGriz

Apr 8 @ 2:41PM  
Well, he was following his instructions
Cple4bigafem

Apr 8 @ 3:16PM  
God I cant help but imagine my bf doin that to our friend whos name is Bubba..lmao
Ashinatrix

Apr 8 @ 4:06PM  
I dont git it.......
max49

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Apr 8 @ 4:32PM  
Ash come on over here and let me splain it to you. If Bubba wasn't dead before the 911 call he is now cause his buddy just shot him.
belle1010

Apr 8 @ 4:33PM  
badkarma989

Apr 8 @ 4:53PM  
Well....he got the first step right, anyway.
DeDe54

Apr 8 @ 9:06PM  



That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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DeDe
TheRam453

Apr 8 @ 9:06PM  
openmindedguy71

Apr 8 @ 9:39PM  
I am from Texas.... Damnit I resemble that remark, I mean resent. I resent that. Oh hell who needed Bubba any damn way.
casuallylooking

Apr 9 @ 12:31AM  
LMAO.......Since he was following orders, of a sort, does that clear him of any wrong doing?
cabl_guy

Apr 9 @ 1:06AM  
Good one!

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