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posted 4/7/2007 9:19:35 AM |
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  HRRRICKANE

Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of themimmediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!(scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race! You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







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Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
butdon'ttake as much time as you took for the first question,OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?








Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your headonly.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take1000and add40to it. Now add another1000. Now add30.
Add another1000. Now add20. Now add another1000
Now add10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you AnswerNunu?
NO!Of course it isn't.
Her name isMary.Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?












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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!













PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!










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Comments:

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ShadowsAngel

Apr 7 @ 9:23AM  
*Snickers*

I got all of the answers correct...

Do I get a prize or something?
j3411

Apr 7 @ 9:31AM  
I Love being Stupid !! Got all of them wrong!! Do I get a Prize?

Cute blog !
max49

Apr 7 @ 9:44AM  
I got three out od five but in question 2 the way you overtake the last person is by lapping them IF you are talking about stock car racing. I have done it and had it done to me at the race track. If you aren't talking about that kind of racing then forget about it cause I don't know LOL.
NightOfOld

Apr 7 @ 10:40AM  


Good one HRRR I failed
hulkNpooh

Apr 7 @ 11:40AM  
Very cute...i got 2 out 4...gosh!!! Can i get a prize anyway??
casuallylooking

Apr 7 @ 12:03PM  
I got all 5 correct Yeah!! But I missed the bonus question..DUH!!!
wtxman

Apr 7 @ 12:09PM  
I always do well on these things which always used to upset my son to be ex. She has a college degree and I don't. It's not a matter of super intelligence,just cognitive thinking. You know that they are "trick questions" and then you try to complicate it, when in fact is is really simple. Take the math one for example. I bet there are people out there scratching thier heads and cursing thier calculator. .Everything is fine untill you get to the last number to add. At this point you are saying to yourself four thousand ninety, and you are correct, but because of the way we learn numbers your brain does not see it that way and when we add the last number: 10 we get a total of 5000. This is because of the cognitive difference of seeing the number written down and doing it in our head.
wtxman

Apr 7 @ 12:30PM  
max49 has a very good point; nothing wrong with his thinking
Ashinatrix

Apr 7 @ 3:21PM  
Thanks for insulting our intelligence.......
max49

Apr 7 @ 8:05PM  
Ash...Ash...Ash what can I say
joltman20

Apr 8 @ 6:13AM  
kayla524

Apr 8 @ 4:11PM  
could not take the test.. sorry..
had these same question sent to me many of times from friends..
do you have more.. .
StraddleMyNose

Jan 30 @ 1:36AM  
Okay, I got all of them expect for # 4...

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