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40 things you'd love to say out loud at work

posted 4/6/2007 11:06:14 PM |
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  linpooh

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ....?

24. Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it ... like humor ... but different.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume.....Must you really marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder .... my work here is finally done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

40. Wait a minute --- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Blueyesprkln

Apr 6 @ 11:33PM  
uhmmmmmmm, why can't you say those things out loud at work? I do all the time. They just think I'm being funny. Now if they read this they'll know I'm not trying to be funny, just telling them what I really think.
NightOfOld

Apr 6 @ 11:33PM  

Very good
TxDream

Apr 6 @ 11:48PM  
Can I still keep my job after I say that
donwv69

Apr 7 @ 3:07AM  
you cant fix stupid ,you have my permission to use that at work lol
MrandMrsSmith

Apr 7 @ 7:03AM  
Ah.... but the classics...

I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY. TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER.
BigFlirt

Apr 7 @ 7:21AM  
I resemble some of them remarks....
ShadowsAngel

Apr 7 @ 9:03AM  
I have said a few of these at work... and a few others as well...

The raised eyebrow followed by "And I am supposed to care because????????" gets a lot of mileage.

On the other hand... I have said this one to women at the grocery store, people at work, women at church and a heap of other places...

Nice perfume.....Must you really marinate in it?

regularguy354

Apr 7 @ 9:22AM  
So many of these are so true!
funwu419

Apr 7 @ 9:39AM  
love it
clarissa127

Apr 7 @ 9:43AM  
lol i work ina pizza shop and lol if only i could use some of those things,, to annoying customers or staff :P oh... lol if only!!!! nice work

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40 things you'd love to say out loud at work