Ok y'all! this one comes's from my deceased grandma that told me this, cheers to ya mamma! !!!
There once was a boy that graduated high school in the mountains of KY.
(Which is a hell of an accomplishment back in those days) so the boy is ready for his first job, well in a newspaper he seen an ad to sell EX LAX, he goes down to town, and he applies for the job to become salesman, he finally wins over the boss and he is hired, but the thing is to do this job he must travel to far and distant places, so he goes home to ma and pa's he say's "I have to travel to make money ma! I sure will miss you and pa!" And his mom and dad kisses him goodbye, and off he goes to selling his EX LAX (For those who don't know Ex lax is a laxative in chocolate form!!) but unknown to the lad, 2 boxes was spilled out on his ma's floor each box having 20 chocolates (40 in all) so the boy goes to New York and surrounding states to sell, he finally sells all his product and is staying at a hotel and he has a phone call from his ma! he say's "Hello ma!" And Ma tells him "Son I'm afraid we got a problem! your pa just died" and the son he is crying and going hysterical and he say's "Ma when is the funeral?" And his ma said (I really don't know son, when he gets done shitting we are gonna bury him!")
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