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Chicken and the Horse

posted 4/4/2007 6:58:05 PM |
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  MissMisty

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at
the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save
his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he
managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed
to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse
to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a
moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
Harley To Pick Up Chicks"


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GryGoast

Apr 4 @ 7:05PM  
ROFLMAO ... bad girl, bad bad girl
NightOfOld

Apr 4 @ 7:19PM  
BigFlirt

Apr 4 @ 7:29PM  
Thats always a funny one, i guess i best get me a harley...
kozmik_wave

Apr 4 @ 7:33PM  
and oh so true!
sumdaysoon

Apr 4 @ 7:47PM  
don't have enough money for a harley so i guess the chick would have...........died...........
TxDream

Apr 4 @ 8:13PM  
I guess I can sell my Harley now
Blueyesprkln

Apr 4 @ 9:28PM  
Great Joke. That was the first time I'd ever heard that one. Now if I could only find myself a man with a harley, or without! lol
cabl_guy

Apr 4 @ 10:20PM  
That was great!
lakota117

Apr 5 @ 7:35AM  
[B][I]NOW I KNOW WHY I AINT EVER GONNA BE WITHOUT MY HARLEY

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