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ORAL SEX - AN ODE TO LOVE....

posted 4/3/2007 4:31:05 PM |
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  CrazyCraveman

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts; get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, you’re on the rag.

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belle1010

Apr 3 @ 4:54PM  
NightOfOld

Apr 3 @ 4:56PM  

Very good

MissMisty

Apr 3 @ 5:02PM  
Dayum dude ! that was just nasty...but still lmFao !
Natasha6972

Apr 3 @ 5:06PM  
I try to keep one sharp tooth just to make sure they stay in line .....
Gem526

Apr 3 @ 5:44PM  
wtxman

Apr 3 @ 5:47PM  
I see that you are giving Night a run for his money in the poetry department with a little touch straddle thrown in for good measure. A kudo for you Bro.
daddymakesmehot

Apr 3 @ 5:50PM  
Hehehehe Thats a good one!
ValentineGirl214

Apr 3 @ 6:16PM  
Good and Nasty at the Same Time!!!
max49

Apr 3 @ 6:17PM  
LMFAO...Good one CC
sumdaysoon

Apr 3 @ 6:25PM  
BigFlirt

Apr 3 @ 6:51PM  
LMAO...only you would come up with that one...
cabl_guy

Apr 3 @ 10:45PM  
Good one, crazy!
thecrow4169

Apr 3 @ 11:09PM  
Wow! Ya got my dangerous toys blog beat on that one! DUUUDE! this kudo is for you! LOL! Crow.
Blueyesprkln

Apr 4 @ 12:25AM  
I just don't know what to say about this blog of yours Crazy. lol I'll just give you a kudo. lol
joltman20

Apr 4 @ 5:40AM  
IdahoHolly

Apr 4 @ 10:57PM  
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Looking4ever

Apr 5 @ 12:32AM  
That was pretty good, Craveman.
sexxyfroggy

Jun 9 @ 3:30PM  
bad....very bad. (but still funny damn it!)

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