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posted 3/31/2007 11:19:23 AM |
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  HRRRICKANE

Talking Parrots


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. "What do
they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
moment. "You know,” he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!" "Thank
you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads
and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked,
one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the
beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered."


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casuallylooking

Mar 31 @ 12:26PM  
casuallylooking

Mar 31 @ 12:27PM  
Poor priest probably had a heart attack...
NightOfOld

Mar 31 @ 2:08PM  
StraddleMyNose

Mar 31 @ 6:55PM  
Good one, Hrrr...
Ohioteddybear

Apr 1 @ 3:30AM  
great joke
zena343

Apr 1 @ 8:05AM  

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Looks like sex really is for the Birds......