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posted 3/31/2007 6:45:09 AM |
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Subject: Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband
readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for
more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute
way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals
that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to
find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59,
he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere
near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were
financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more
than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the
bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that
they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had
"charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and
these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak,
but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had
any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all of
my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their
mouths shut.

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Mar 31 @ 12:00PM  
That was good......really good

Mar 31 @ 2:10PM  
LMAO. Ya gotta love intelligence, and silence.

Mar 31 @ 3:00PM  
lmfao funny stuff... interesting investment srategy.

Mar 31 @ 5:38PM  
LOL good one babe!!!! but kinda sad!!!

Mar 31 @ 11:02PM  
Very funny!

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